blarglyargl
28 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I grew up in and around Philadelphia with a brief interlude in Romania and went to college in DC and I moved to New York three years ago and now I'm on OkCupid typing this!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a reporter, I write about real estate development in these here five boroughs.
I’m really good at
The internet, Romance languages, Minesweeper (my high score on advanced is 77.61 seconds, if that's the kinda shit you're into), reading zoning maps, giving directions to hot German families who are confused by the subway, making smalltalk with the mentally ill.
The first things people usually notice about me
You might be in a better position to answer this than me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Boring books about urban history, I can't really sit through movies, Game of Thrones and Love & Hip Hop in Whereverthefuck, whatever I've trained Pandora on, slow-cooked braised beef dishes.
The six things I could never do without
Pretty much everything. I'm like a barely-balanced Jenga set – take the Chapstick out of my pocket and I'll collapse into a heap of colored blocks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All the things wrong with New York City that I could fix but they won't let me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Oh, you know, not much. Normal things – getting a drink with friends, performing a light séance, ritual animal slaughter, taking a nice long walk. Nothing too crazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
An OkCupid date once said to me, "I mean this in the best possible way, but...you're kind of a mess." Which I suppose was not an unfair characterization. In the best possible way. I think.
You should message me if
...you made it this far. I'm shy and will probably not message you, so you should make the first move.
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