I am happily married to Mandaryn, She is seriously awesome, If women are more your thing, you should totally check her out. Right now our family consists of 3 cats; if they would actually get along they would probably build an army of kittyness that would rule the world. Instead though, one just sits around like Jabba the Hut, the other one sings, and the third one is a kitty supermodel. Hopefully our feline overlords will grant me a small island or something.
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I am married and in a poly relationship. I realize that most people aren’t. I’m not going to try to move people over to the dark side or anything. Unless you mention being open to this on your profile, I will just assume you are not. So if I actually message you, it’s probably more in a friendship way and not some sinister plot to text my way into your pants.
I have been doing the Gym a bit more lately, and am trying to work on a weightlifting goal, before switching focus. If a wild animal were to suddenly appear and give chase, and my survival depended on outrunning it, I might as well change my name to lunch now. If I needed to plop a wild animal on my back and move up and down a bit? I got it covered. I would very like to join a local Men’s Roller Derby team, but need to get a little bit better on the skates. I also am training to Ref for my Wife’s roller derby league. I have also been working on Car related projects, because I enjoy tinkering with things, and this is just a bigger thing to tinker with.
Plotting my kickstarter in which I become a Mad Scientist and beg people to help me fund an island fortress. Hey, those things aren’t cheap!
Plotting the best way to subject people in the desert to cat videos
I have a ton of things that I have been trying to get better at and get more into. Unfortunately procrastination is something that I am VERY adept in. I’ve been told I’m good at dancing too, although really I don’t have a clue as to what I am doing. I want to work on my cooking skills more; I can do some basic things rather well, weird things can sometimes cause me grief. I can sear a mean steak, but I can mess up Mac n Cheese. I am currently working my way to unraveling the mysteries of frozen pot stickers.
There are work related things I am good at too, but I don’t think computer dorkyness is going to score me any points on a dating site.
Let me check: *asks room* everyone has puzzled look on their face, they slowly come to the consensus that it is my T-Shirts usually hailing from shirt woot, or threadless that they notice. My wife says it's my charming brown eyes. I suspect she's just trying to say that to butter me up and put something more physical about me on here. I have a septum piercing that usually gets noticed when I actually have it in. At some point I will likely have some very nerdy Tattoo, but I still need to draw it out.
Dead Like Me, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Dexter, Party Down, The IT Crowd, The Soup, Daily Show/Colbert Report, are some of the shows that come up at the top of my head. I do have a guilty pleasure of some anime series from time to time.
Idiocracy, Saved, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, Anything Mel Brooks, Dr Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, Pixar movies (although I haven’t seen anything Toy Story), the Alien series, The occasional guilty pleasure involving things blowing up. I'm not really a movie snob, I can enjoy things for what they are, Don't care if it stayed true to the book/comic/scratch paper, and I understand that robots blowing the crap out of each other is not the height of intelligent cinema. If you want to watch a movie with me, I will most likely be willing to see it.
Industrial/Goth, Synth-Pop ( I have a weak spot for Depeche Mode, New Order, and The Pet Shop Boys, as well as newer stuff such as Freezepop and Ming & Ping, Cheesy simple beats and bleeps really get me all giddy! ) Trance ( Dj Doboy Mixes are my favorite ), 80's, Ska ( I for some reason believe that many problems can be resolved by simply listening to more Ska ), Punk, Alternative, I do also have weak spots for 80’s and early 90’s rap, Comedy music groups as well. I feel that I need to throw out the Aquabat's out there as well.
I have been reading way too many Technical books, and Schoolbooks lately. The last thing I read was World War Z. Once I get into a book it will suck me in, the main problem, is finding the book to get into. If you have a suggestion for me, I would be open to checking it out.
I love good food, and have been starting to get into beer more. Wheat Beers and Framboise are some of my favorites, but I have been getting into darker beers as well. (I blame my wife, who will blame her boyfriend. It’s a vicious cycle.) The Pumpkin Ale at BJ's is one of the most amazing things to enter my mouth.
I love Chinese, Mexican, Italian, Indian, American, Tapas, Fast, Fancy, "Lets see what happens when I throw a bit o this an' that together", the main thing I'm not a big fan of is fish. I don't know, a giant trout probably took my lunch money or something.At some point this year I want to try to pick 1 month and be Vegetarian for that month. I am not really sure why the heck I am doing this, as I love meat more than I even like dessert. But I think it's more to challenge myself and force myself to think creatively about one of life's biggest questions: "What the heck do I want to eat?"
Sense of Humor
Internet ( Keeps me occupied AND employed, what a value! )
oh and dihydrogen monoxide
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My likelihood of learning an instrument so I can recruit a band to follow people around and do theme music. and seriously, wtf kind of theme music would I have anyway?
I also think it would be funny to see real life bust out into a musical. Bonus points if everywhere I walked, people just started breakdancing, and there might be glowsticks involved.
How do you blind someone with Science?
Whatever song is stuck in my head.
Also Glitter Zombies
You feel that we are either a good match, or could be good friends. No seriously! Friends are awesome!
Enemies might be fun too, we can create robots and battle them, and every day have some sort of epic battle where nothing actually ever get's resolved, but one of us shouts "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!" I'm pretty sure the hate sex could be pretty epic too.
If you own a motorcycle, it would be cool to go on a ride.
If you get stupid songs stuck in your head, are sarcastic, funny, nerdy, and have a mostly positive outlook in life, I think we would get along just fine.
You read that part that I am already in a relationship, I'm not going to do any sort of sneaking around or anything along those lines.
You are bored, and feel like talking to me.