35 Akron, United States
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My self-summary
Congratulations! You just won a crack at the greatest guy-friend to have ever walked the earth.

I'm respectful, intelligent, clean, and I won't bother any of your shit. If I run into your shit, I'm just like "Oh fuck, I'd better back off of this shit because it isn't mine."

I'll even write you a story. That's right! I'll wow you with whimsical wordplay while wittingly wrapping well-wishers with warmly written wiles. Or real ones. I'll get in there and massage your left temporal superior region. EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.
What I’m doing with my life
What anyone is, really...trying to find a place to bury all this pirate treasure. I know you're thinking "Why aren't there more convenient spots along the Spanish main?" That's what I'm going to fix.
I’m really good at
I can play the hell out of some Scrabble and tend to leave a path of devastation whenever I get my hands on some Trivial Pursuit wedges.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anime in large doses. I just saw Fairy Tail and loved how well it conveyed the concept that no person is an island and how much stronger we are made as a result of our personal connections.
You should message me if
Am I interested in hanging out with you? You can bet my dorky ass I am! I only require honesty and a fun personality. Anything beyond those would just be a convenient bonus. I'm taking guy-friend to its next epic level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, dental records, phone numbers, references, awards, credit reports, video game trophies, sexual history, and pictures of my cat.

If you want a next-generation guy-friend who consistently blows your doors off with concentrated awesome then hit me up!