39Visalia, United States
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My self-summary
I like to be around positive, happy people who don't take themselves too seriously. Loyalty and honesty are a must, of course.

It's possibly unhealthy how much I love my dogs. I love all dogs that don't maul me, to be honest.

Someone who is genuine and excited about life interests me.

Nobody is perfect, but if you aren't trying to be the best you that you can be, how can you expect someone else to be excited about you? Although I often fall short, my goal is always to be the best person I can.

I'm constantly cracking jokes. I'm funny 90% of the time. The other 10% I like to call 'endearing.'

Physical attraction is underrated. If you aren't attracted to someone, no matter how great of friends you are, that's all you'll ever be. I love my friends, but being truly passionate about someone is what relationships are about. I don't want to sleep with my buddy.

I have a car and a motorcycle (a cruiser not a sport bike), but I rarely drive the car. The danger of the bike is less likely to kill me than an aneurism from sitting in traffic.

I like sports, all sports. Except NFL football. I love NFL football. If you do too, great. If not, that's cool too.

If you don't love and respect creative arts, we probably won't get along.

I'm just trying to meet some cool new people to add to my life. If it becomes something significant, awesome, that's the goal. If not, that's OK too. For now, let's just grab a coffee. Or ice cream. I love ice cream.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking my dog to the dog park. Writing. Eating. Drinking. Blowing your mind with my exciting adventures.
I’m really good at
Juicing (Not steroids. Carrots and the like.)
Making people laugh.
Being a bit of a smartass (but in an endearing way, I promise)
Picking out clothes for women. Perhaps I'm a gay man trapped in a straight man's body.
Fitting lots of stuff into a small space. I've moved a lot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm kind of tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't watch a ton of TV, but the shows I do watch, I watch religiously. Current favorites are Breaking Bad, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, and Treme. The Wire is my all time favorite. If you like these shows, we probably will get along.

I don't listen to music enough, but when I do, I love pretty much everything except house music and metal. I absolutely love to go see live music, especially funk. So much fun.
Six things I could never do without
My dog.
My phone - unhealthy I know.
Nature near my home.
Good friends.
TED talks.
Freedom in all forms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How so many of the best screenwriting teachers are not good writers themselves.
OKCupid awards and why I don't have any. Aren't my pictures pretty enough? I try so hard to be pretty for you, and for what?
-Update: I now have some awards (thank you bestowers) but selfishly want more. I still don't feel pretty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Bro, like, out with my bros, wearing Ed Hardy, wearing lots of cologne, drinking vodka Red Bulls, bro. What are you doing, bro? Bro?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once dropped my motorcycle on my leg by being careless, and was trapped until a small Mexican woman came along and saved me. It was not at all embarrassing.
You should message me if
you read something here you connected to, and think we'd have fun spending time together. Or if you found a bag of money. Either one.
The two of us