blonde_blast
29 Wenatchee, United States
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My self-summary
I sometimes leave phone messages in haiku form. I'm pretty crafty. I've done extensive internet research on tie dying and now I believe I have perfected the art. I'm basically a hippie, but I try not to look or smell like one.
What I’m doing with my life
Making the world a better place, despite the Man trying to keep me down!

In the next year I would like to go on a journey through Mexico with my best friend riding a tandem bike and making peoples' (and simultaneously my own) dreams come true!
I’m really good at
making jokes that only I think are hilarious.
The first things people usually notice about me
People say I have the face of a baby angel. By people I mean 1 homeless man, but I really took it to heart and assume he speaks for the general population.
The six things I could never do without
animals, plants, best friends, dance parties, headbands, and a flask.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
teleportation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Preying on rich older men or watching X-Files reruns. It's really a toss up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I snort when I laugh.
You should message me if
You like the phrases neat-o, awesome possum, and cool beans, and you regularly use them in sentences.
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