blondesRsnart
27 Kansas City, United States
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My self-summary
Are you sarcastic? A sushi fanatic? Musician? Concert goer? Artistic? Do you watch the Twilight Zone or people from your happy little corner of a coffee shop? Do you like spontaneous road trips and live for board games? Are you a ninja, pirate, or Elvis impersonator? Do you enjoy Stephen King movies and own a record player? Drink craft beers around bonfires in the fall? Is Ron Swanson your spirit animal? If you answered "yes" to any of the previously mentioned; you're dreamy and I enjoy you.

I'm a graphic designer, really artsy and all that jazz. I love movies and reading, but I think I love music, sushi, and coffee even more.

I have a Polaroid camera that I still breakout from time to time, just because.

I love impromptu road trips. And my hammock. And I really enjoy baking.

Guess that's all for now. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I am a graphic designer, and I run a podcast about the local KC creative scene.
I’m really good at
I've had someone describe my scones as "life changing." I took that to mean good things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very dry-humored.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music wise: I'll give you anything other than country and most hip hop. I love oldies (hell I was named after Black Sabbath). As far as modern music goes, my tastes are vast and as eclectic as my personality.

Books: Anything Laurell K Hamilton, Chuck Palahniuk or Dean Koontz generally, though I've been trying to read more autobiographies recently.

Update: My autobiography phase seems to have passed. Back to fiction!

Movies: Paper Moon, Happy Gilmore, The Fall, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Pan's Labyrinth, The Boondock Saints, What About Bob?, Tenth Kingdom, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Iron Man, I Love You Man, My Cousin Vinny, Role Models, Cyrano de Bergerac...

Shows: It's Always Sunny, The Office, Bob's Burgers, The League, The Walking Dead, Parks & Rec., Archer
The six things I could never do without
Sarcasm, my hammock, my headphones, board or card games, netflix, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombies. Or what my walkup song would be when it's my turn at bat as a professional baseball player.
On a typical Friday night I am
Every Friday is different. I'm not a huge fan of "typical."
You should message me if
you're a dog lover. you have a salt-and-pepper beard. you enjoy receiving unexpected baked goods. you love Louis CK or Bill Burr. you've got a great joke to tell. you think we could have a rad conversation.
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