Howdy. My name is Justin. I used to promise that I'll be the most insane person you meet today, then i moved to Vancouver... i cant promise that anymore. Instead, I promise that i am the most Cynical and Jaded Hopeless Romantic you will ever meet. Period.
until then i'm passing my time trying to be the best, like no one ever was. to catch them is my real test. to train them just - no wait... thats something else...
My real passion is everything. i want to be good at everything and know at least a little about everything. so if you talk to me about anything theres a good chance i'll know about it or want to know about.
unless its golf. fuck golf. once i become emperor of the universe there will be a special layer of hell reserved for golfers.
abusing the shit out of this emoticon :P
seriously, i dont know what the fuck it means for anyone else but thats my sarcasm button. and i use it a lot.
oh and my moustache now i guess. it is pretty bitchin after all. if i had a dollar for every phone number its gotten me... i still wouldnt have enough to do laundry... : /
my favorite book at this exact moment is "anything can happen" by george papashvily.
my favorite movie is rumble in the bronx. it is empirically good.
my favorite show is firefly. so should yours.
and favorite music is both vague and asinine so instead i'm going to get on my soapbox.
to the people that say they "like everything except rap and country". please go listen to these songs.
done? good. Don't ever say that shit again or so help me god i will fuck you with a rake. that is not a threat, it is a fucking promise.
Hardcore Punk Rock.
these arent my desert island choices, just the things that keep me sane.
i cried about 7 times during wall-e. still do everytime.
if you need help, i hearby give you permission to ask any 6 questions that i shall always respond to and even answer completely honestly.