25 Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
Goofy, driven Lemonade enthusiast seeks same. I'm a Navy brat from the West Coast, went to college in the midwest. Sarcastic. (Terrible) car / shower singer. Favorite things include books, cheese, IPAs, naps, trying new bars, adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Grantwriting at a nonprofit that helps low-income students graduate from college, and working on my master's.
I’m really good at
Making a fool of myself (but usually in a good way), writing, taking naps, memorizing song lyrics and forgetting things I should actually know. I make a pretty mean peach BBQ sauce.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses or tattoos, usually
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a ton. Suggestions welcome!
All time favorite: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

Roxane Gay, Zadie Smith, Hunter Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, John Steinbeck, David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Khaled Hosseini, Jeannette Walls, Jeffrey Eugenides, Ken Follet

Pretty much anything John Hughes touched (hey, even Flubber has its merits?), Little Miss Sunshine, Almost Famous, Best In Show, Drop Dead Gorgeous, In The Loop

You're the Worst, Broad City, Jessica Jones, Bob's Burgers, Parks & Rec, Mad Men, Friends, Arrested Development, Friday Night Lights, Chopped, Jeopardy!, Freaks and Geeks, The Office, Bojack Horseman

Paul Simon, Weezer, Butch Walker, Mumford & Sons, The Format, Michael Jackson, Geographer, Vampire Weekend, Sylvan Esso, a bunch of embarrassing pop punk

Moroccan, pizza, breakfast food of all types, sandwiches of all types
The six things I could never do without
My brothers
Really soft blankets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
summer, beer, linguistics, psychology, spelling mistakes, my next Seamless order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what everyone else apparently does on a Friday night: out with friends and/or drinking beer and/or watching TV and/or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have seen every episode of the Jersey Shore. I don't regret a single moment.
You should message me if
In the words of the great Lucille Bluth: "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."