27 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
I got up today around ten, but I got out of bed like at eleven. Before that, I had a weird dream involving a van in my high school. No, I wasn't in a van in my high school. I was in a van, during high school, with friends.

I once traveled through a haunted hospital, I was that one guy in the group freaking out the most. To be fair, I live in Puerto Rico, with one of the highest murder rates in the world. It's pretty serious, yo.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently did a totally hardcore six-month tour with the Air National Guard. By hardcore, I mean sit back and watch Netflix all day and actually only work three hours a day.

Chair Force? Oh yeah.
I’m really good at
In all seriousness, I'm a good listener.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For books, I generally like Sci-Fi. Not into crime dramas too much. Movies? Black Dynamite, Frozen, Bill and Ted. For shows, the new Daredevil series on Netflix is pretty cool and Bojack Horseman as well. I like all things MCU. Food = Chinese and you'll be good to go.
The six things I could never do without
1. Dank Memes
2. Fried Rice
3. Government Paycheck (I should have put this one before memes)
4. Animu
5. "Ease of comfort" shoes
6. Priorities
You should message me if
You're interested in a mid-twenties manchild with a DD214 and okay grammar .