blueraven1666
32 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I lost my left leg to cancer at 16, it has taught me: a) I now have more room on commercial airline flights. b) swimming in a straight line is now much harder. c) nothing in life is worth taking too seriously.

I've also learned to use this to my advantage. You wouldn't believe how quickly I can clear a spot at the beach by approaching someone and whispering "I can't believe you're sitting this close to the water" and then leaving.

I thrive on snark, witty banter, and coffee. Not necessarily all at once. But sometimes all at once.

I spent some time living in Ireland, and it was awesome. I have a special relationship with Guinness. Also whilst abroad these things happened:

a) I was accidentally dragged (in a group) to a crack den in London by a Welsh man who wouldn't stop talking about his small penis.

b) I was blessed by the Pope. It was terrifying until it was over.

c) I learned that when you attend the Olympics in Turin at the last minute, you must sleep in a train station. And so must everyone else.

Someone once said to me "I'm used to your unbridled heat."

Other favorite quotations:

"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."- Oscar Wilde

"If you want to be understood... listen" - the film Babel

"What!? It's like you ain't never seen chicken before, you sandwich-eatin' motherfucker!"- possibly-homeless man eating chicken outside 7-11 in Central Square, to young woman exiting the store.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently pursuing an MS in Narrative Medicine at Columbia.
I’m really good at
sarcasm and making anything into an innuendo
The first things people usually notice about me
"You smell like Jesus."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven, St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves, Winter's Tale, A Density of Souls, Tracks, Outlander, Harry Potter, The Mother Tongue, The Great Gatsby, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, American Gods, The Lovely Bones, Interpreter of Maladies, The Miniature Wife and Other Stories, The Book of Strange New Things

Music: Fleetwood Mac, The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Black Keys, Fall Out Boy, Incubus, Augustana, Bombay Bicycle Club, Flogging Molly, The Pogues, Oasis, Hootie and the Blowfish, Tracy Chapman, Adele, Florence and the Machine, Poe, Michael Jackson, The Dixie Chicks, Jimi Hendrix, Hozier

Movies: Practical Magic, Hocus Pocus, To Wong Foo, Jurassic Park, Schindler's List, Angels In America, Crash, Babel, Pulp Fiction, Grindhouse, Inglorious Basterds, the Birdcage, RocknRolla, Cabin in the Woods, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, many more...

Shows: Northern Exposure, Newsroom, Game of Thrones, X-Files, True Blood, Glee, Modern Family, The Big Bang Theory
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, Autumn, the ocean, any pumpkin related food, margaritas, a good Irish pub.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
places I want to visit and how low I'm willing to set my moral compass in order to get to them.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends. Various endings to these evenings have included flipping over backward off a hotel porch, falling into a puddle at about 25mph, and a Canadian bouncer named Joel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't realize until my late twenties that menudo was also something other than a boy band containing Ricky Martin.
You should message me if
you feel the urge.
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