bluth_bananas
30 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Nice girl looking for a nice guy. If I could have any superpower, it would be the ability to execute the Zack Morris "time out." I'm the only girl I know whose drink of choice is bourbon on the rocks. Like every other person on here, I love to travel, and I'm lucky to have a job that lets me do that very frequently. I'm as comfortable at a ballgame as I am at the theatre. I know every word to "Lydia the Tattooed Lady." I find the smells of garlic and fresh basil intoxicating. George is my favorite Beatle. And finally, I am convinced that the Muppets make life just a little bit better.
What I’m doing with my life
I earn my coins as a producer, mostly digital content and a TV show here or there, lot of travel and whole lot of food porn. Outside of that, I like just walking around town, people-watching, catching a show, and hunting for the perfect glass of red.
I’m really good at
Donkey Kong Country, spouting off random movie quotes or trivia, remembering birthdays, and baking. I also make my own limoncello.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm generally in a good mood. Could be why people on the street ask me for directions pretty often...?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tess of the D'Urbervilles, The Princess Bride, The Great Gatsby, Pride and Prejudice, Matilda, anything by the good Doctor HST.

Movies: It Happened One Night, Mary Poppins, Pulp Fiction, The Sting, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Some Like It Hot, The Nightmare Before Christmas, anything from the Mel Brooks canon.

TV: Arrested Development (obviously), Curb, Freaks and Geeks, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, Louie, Archer, Monty Python's Flying Circus, House of Cards, It's Always Sunny, The League.

Music: The Beatles, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, The Who, the piano coda from "Layla," Ella Fitzgerald, Edith Piaf, and I'm a sucker for a good waltz.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family and friends (so much more than a "thing," but I'd be lost without them)
2. Maps
3. Sunshine
4. Online banking
5. My bed - You know that feeling when it's cold in your room and you want to just snuggle under your warm blankets? I love that.
6. Homemade marinara
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how to knit a certain hat/scarf someone is wearing as I pass them on the street.

...why so many guys' usernames end in "-asaurus." Sure, dinosaurs are very cool, but is that a thing now?

...whether I'd actually give up my pinky toe to be able to play guitar as well as Django Reinhardt. I'm on the fence.
On a typical Friday night I am
grabbing drinks with my friends, catching up and sharing laughs. Then again, I'm also just as likely to be curled up on the couch watching a Hitchcock movie with a glass of bourbon or red wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
You should message me if
...you agree that Freddie Mercury is the greatest rock vocalist who ever lived. If you also feel very strongly about this, we should probably skip all this dating nonsense and just get married.

At the end of the day, I'm really just looking for someone with whom to walk by the ocean and harmonize "Tonight You Belong to Me." I'll bring the ukulele.
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