bmcelroy
26 Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
I like browsing reddit/imgur, standup comedy, netflix and long walks over the bodies of my dead enemies

I also have insomnia. We'll most likely get along but I have a cute dog incase we don't.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Software Developer who works from home and I never wear pants. If I could give anyone a life lesson, it would be to never wear pants. You're welcome.
I’m really good at
Telling bad jokes and making every situation I'm in awkward.
I randomly juggle things that are near by.
Convincing people that I know what I'm talking about.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a disfigurement on my face that I was born with. I cannot go out in public without being stared at.

Just kidding I'm normal. They notice that I'm bald.. don't act like that wasn't the first thing you noticed. This is such a rookie question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I have no favorite books. In the 4th grade I read "Old Yeller" and cried when he died.. I haven't read a book since.

Movies/Shows: Anything and everything. Challenge accepted.

Music: Gospel.
The six things I could never do without
The internet. Seriously, I wouldn't be able to survive.. this is what I use to make a living. Also what would we do without netflix? Tell me?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The dumbest things, my life is a constant game of "What would you do if.."
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever I want. I try to always do something adventurous or new when I get the chance, but that's usually early afternoons and early evenings.
You should message me if
You want to go in public and make people feel as awkward as we are.
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