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My self-summary
Music and cocktails and trips to IKEA
Fried eggs on burgers and La Taqueria
Catching them all and new text message dings
These are a few of my favorite things

By day I work for a tech company you've probably heard of, by night I also work for a tech company you've probably heard of because engineers work dumb hours. I play the piano, and have since I was 4. I have perfect pitch, but I can't sing. I watch baseball and football, but don't play them. I can't draw to save my life. I'm a pacifist. I like piña coladas, but getting caught in the rain I could take or leave.

What I’m doing with my life
Currently: I jam on the piano and make cool virtual stuff.

Long-term: Hell if I know.

Realistically: A lot of Pokémon GO.
I’m really good at
playing the piano, programming computers, video games (except first-person shooters), making unconscionably bad puns
The first things people usually notice about me
I always pronounce the 'L' in "both".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll consume pretty much anything and everything. That goes double for food.

Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The Iron Giant, WALL•E, Major League, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Dark Knight, Reservoir Dogs, Doctor Strangelove, My Neighbor Totoro...

The Rest: Forthcoming.
Six things I could never do without
A comfortable sweater, music, people to groan at my sense of humor, cheap bars, a quiet place to think in, and 2 AM burritos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I should eat next. I'm hungry a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
3 gin-and-tonics deep with my friends at my favorite neighborhood bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Until recently, I had a bald spot in my beard, which is (one reason) why I didn't grow one.

Seriously, who goes bald in their beard?
You should message me if
every time you see someone use the wrong "its", you die a little inside.
The two of us