31 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
~~~~Also available in sober~~~~

~~Now accepting applications~~

What I’m doing with my life
Finance dilettante; venture enthusiast and collaborator.
Fitness, international travel, reading- especially about foreign policy/ international affairs. I like science, intellectual inquiry, being healthy and fit.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating, sleeping in, hypochondria (self-diagnosed), missing many pop culture references, not caring at all about professional sports.
On the plus side- I am highly reliable, say as I mean, do as I say, and employ Oxford commas.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very friendly and almost always in a good mood. I am an eternal optimist, even in the worst of times. I always make a point to smile at people's dogs and pet their babies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Woody Allen, Murakami, 30 Rock, The Onion. Recently, Game of Thrones and House of Cards, Veep (if you are Julia Louis-Dreyfus, message me right away).
The six things I could never do without
Protractor, chia pet, abacus, glasses with plastic nose and mustache, miniature cocktail umbrella with mini sword, trusty steed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Epistemology, the rise of China, breasts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a drink with friends and admirers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often think dirty thoughts during important business meetings.
Taco Bell has a certain je ne sais quoi.

Also, apparently I'm kinkier than the average Joe and have a healthy sexual appetite... prudish types should probably save their time and look elsewhere.
You should message me if
You want to talk to me. (Don't be afraid to message first!)
You're down for a cocktail.
You can keep up.

I'm not at all judgemental, but I am attracted to those who are: fit, secular, well-traveled, open-minded, polite, honest, and totally awesome. Bonus points for creative and artistic types.
In general I am impressed by accomplishment, perseverance, overcoming adversity, etc. Money and symbols of success are nice and all, but they aren't impressive by themselves. I'm not really into stuff and own few things.

(Flakes, those with poor hygiene, and social conservatives need not apply... and I shouldn't have to write this, but apparently it's necessary: you need to look like your recent photos and please don't be batshit crazy....Serenity now!)