Not-so-recently (the day of the Great Chicago Blizzard) moved to Wicker Park for work. Loving both the job and the area.
-driving long distances without stopping
-sleeping through alarms
-fixing things with duct tape
-pretending I'm good at things
As for food, love it. I'll try anything once, probably twice. However, I take into account the difficulty of preparing and/or eating a food when I rank my fondness of it. Lobster tastes wonderful, but gets around a 3/10 for all the work to get to the meat; walnuts, zero.
The Chistmas Pterodactyl (Community)
short term memory
...the duck I saw perched in a tree when I was little.
...how every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains which could have become a delicious beer but didn't.
Some say I'm not machine washable, and all my potted plants are named Steve.
I keep a bottle of maple syrup in my center console. The good kind. Vermont. You never know when some serious shit is gonna go down.
One day, I hope to have kids. And once they've got a few years under their belts, I'm going to start hiding babies all over the house. That way, when they come to me and ask, "Where do babies come from?" I can enthusiastically respond, "Where DON'T they come from?!?" and just start pulling babies out from the cupboards, under the couch, etc.
You're a Fiona Apple looking for a Zach Galifianakis to play in your video.
You enjoy waxing philosophical.
You want to try out a new board game.
You've been edumacated.
You don't take the Bible literally.
You dislike squirrels.
You require 'original' messages yet have nothing original or comment worthy in your profile.
You understand sarcasm.
You don't have a mustache - real or drawn on a finger.
Or if you just want to play on a coed indoor soccer team. Definitely message me if that's true.