28 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm kinda new at this whole thing but hey it's worth a shot, gotta be in it to win it. I'd have to say that to say my ideal lady can laugh and make the best of any situation, whether its a lazy day/night on the couch or going out to a crazy bar. I pride myself on doing a great impression of Borat and The Ladies Man from SNL.

I'm very sarcastic and think outside the box on pretty much everything.One of my real passions is playing and writing my own music and jamming out on the drums and guitar. Someday I will have the courage to play on the subway.

I would love to sit next to Spike Lee at a Knicks game, taking my dog Melo to the park is one of my favorite things to do. If you know what movie, "Cody Maverick is me bro, let me be me" is're the one for me...
What I’m doing with my life
still trying to make the PGA Tour...but work from 9-5 on every other day.
I’m really good at
walking into a room and noticing what smells of a rich mahogany
The first things people usually notice about me
my watches....big time Nixon watch collector
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
anything that makes me laugh.

U2, acoustic jams, flo-rida
comedy shows
lords of dogtown, blue chips, the last samurai
Arrow, of guilty pleasure TV, anything on food network, entourage, ali-g, south park, and countless reruns of justin timberlake hosting SNL
The six things I could never do without
the beach
my dog
the knicks
john travoltas hair in grease
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whats for dinner
why dunkin doughnuts ice coffee is better then homemade ice coffee
what color vans to buy next
button down vs. v-neck
why traffic happens
What my sushi chef says to the other chefs in Japanese so I don't understand.
On a typical Friday night I am
figuring out how to save Manhattan, one bad guy at a time....

but i will usually end up at some type of cool lounge
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i live my life with no shame, and i like tofu if that counts
You should message me if
you can use a bow & arrow