So now, people probably notice my nose, and that I'm smart and impatient. Also, that I look younger than my age, because I use a good high-SPF moisturizer and still have my hair. Of course, in dating years, I'm 130.
Movies: "You were born to be murdered." "What's the secret, Max?" "I Hate Illinois Nazis." "I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen." "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." "That's how Houdini died, you know."
TV Shows: "Let's Play Hardball," "Just one more thing," "This myth, busted," "How'd you like to yell at the moon with Buzz Aldrin?" "It's a crisp, autumnal afternoon in Tuscaloosa, Alabama." Plus the Sarah Silverman Program, which should never, ever have been cancelled.
Music: "Just ate a horse meat pie." "My left brain knows that all love is fleeting." "but I would not scare my pony on my boat." "There was liquor on my breath, but you were on my mind." "Everybody's in movies, it doesn't matter who you are.""But to live above the law you must be honest." "I think I know, I mean, ah yes, but it's all wrong. That is, I think I disagree."
How to adjust the settings to my instagram feed so that it doesn't connect automatically to okcupid. Although both are stupid, the photos without the captions are 80% stupider than the photos with the captions.