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My self-summary
A riddle wrapped in a mystery in a denim jacket....
What I’m doing with my life
Taking some time away from NYC and back with my DC family. Let's go exploring!

Friends with Bill but you don't gotta.
I’m really good at
Drumset. (former teacher --- lots of bands)
Snowboarding. (former instructor)
Amateur Chef. (I invented the "Twinkie Dog," which became a massive hit at every Fourth of July party.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, dark, and handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Pathetic, Adrenal

Cinema: Sublime, Cerebral

Television: Nihilistic, Parodical

Literature: Sardonic, Existential
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

1. Curiosity (intellectual and visceral)
2. Savory foods (carnivore!)
3. Holden Beach (annual family vacation since before I was born)
4. Cherry Coke Zero (my drug of choice)
5. Honestly, I can do without pretty much anything. Put me in any situation and I will find a way.
6. THIS. (
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How do you find Will Smith in a forest?


On a typical Friday night I am
Catching local bands.... like, three nights a week....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The first tapes I bought were Kriss Kross "Totally Krossed Out" and Brian Adams "Waking Up The Neighbors." I totally fucking rocked the shit out of that fucking shit.
You should message me if
*Good family
*Likes bearded dudes
*Digs RockNRoll
*Partner in crime.
----Hey, that's only icing on the cake; I'm very open and accepting. Equal opportunity dating.
The two of us