bon_crambles
28 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
What I look like and who I am have nothing in common. I know my appearance screams Steamfitters Local 224, but I'm a little bit more refined than that.

I like working with my hands, silkscreening t-shirts, exploring the woods, watching bad movies, and unwisely spending my money on delicious food.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a manufacturing company in Frankford and I live with my friend in South Philly. I'm currently carless, working the public transit system for all it's worth, so if you live out in the 'burbs, it's going to take me a minute to get there.
I’m really good at
Fixing things, being silly, moving really heavy stuff, CNC machining, and self-deprecation.

I know a lot about mechanics. Ask me how anything works. ANYTHING. And yeah, I know that for most people that's absolute conversation poison. Believe me, I know. Not sure why I even mentioned it now.
The first things people usually notice about me
The doofy outfit. Or the baldy-baldy-baldbald head. Or my big silhouette, I'm a little over 6' 1" and about 18 stone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Infinite Jest
The Little Friend
Gravity's Rainbow
Vernon God Little
Mark Prindle's music reviews (not a book)
The Third Policeman
Moby Dick
Nova Swing
The Waste Land
Any Philip K. Dick or James Tiptree Jr.

Movies:
Ghost in the Shell is my favorite movie. I have a tattoo inspired by it.
Phantasm
The Stuff
Beyond the Black Rainbow
Cronocrimenes
Gandahar
Black Dynamite
Haute Tension (everyone hates this movie but me. why?!)
Slither
Southland Tales
Serial Mom

TV:
How It's Made
Off the Air
Adult Swim cartoons
House, MD (before it got dumb)
Hannibal
Chapelle's Show
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Another Period

Music:
Melvins
The Ventures
Dead Meadow
Death From Above 1979
Dead Kennedys
Dead Milkmen
L7
Lightning Bolt
Man or Astro-man?
Aphex Twin
Melt-Banana
The Giraffes
Earth
Babes in Toyland
Ministry
Billy Cobham
Mastodon
Nine Inch Nails (more the later stuff)
Boris
Jeff Beck
sunn O)))
Bongripper
and anything dark ambient

FOOD! I love eating! A lot! Eating a lot! Lots of food! Large quantities! Cuisines I enjoy include Thai, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indian, and my favorite is probably Tex-Mex. I think my favorite meal ever is a double Interstate Drafthouse cheddar burger, one beef patty, one veggie patty, with fries and a National Bohemian.
The six things I could never do without
Carhartt pants

Flashlight

Wikipedia

My longboard

Silkscreen and Mask-Ease

An internetful of bad movies at my fingertips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Machines, music, bad movies, greasy food, economic, racial, and gender inequality.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home watching bad movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a double chin and I wear suspenders.
You should message me if
If you're cynical.
If you love horror movies.
If you don't let gender define you.
If you find pop culture risible and repugnant.

Ask me a question! I'll definitely answer!
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