28Ramsgate, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm the kinda guy that you will think "he's just an ordinary man" and then I will do one of the most pathetic things at the wrong time, which usually makes people laugh. I'm honest with people, I consider myself to be a good listener, I'm usually fun to be round and I enjoy nothing more than making people laugh. My favourite animal at the moment is a cow, don't ask me why but I just find there lack of emotions hilarious.

Other than that boring dribble I like typical "man" things, like beer, football and curry. I love music a lot and my favourite band is Tool, but i'm not specific in what type of music I like, if it sounds good and it's innovative I will probably like it.

I've written way too much, if you wanna know me more then ask :)
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently working in a dead end job, so I can finance my true dream of becoming a professional Stand-up. I'm not one of those people that is doing it to be famous as I hate reading about celebrities as it is and it will be even worse to read about my own scandals.
I’m really good at
I like to think that I'm good at acting, stand-up and writing, but I have to as these are the career paths I'm chasing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a man
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite book at the moment is: I, Partridge. We need to talk about Alan...Also like On the road, 1984, Of Mice and Men...just getting back into reading, so I am sure that list will grow

TV: Breaking Bad, The Office, The Simpsons, South Park, The Thick of it, Louie, QI, Peep show, I'm Alan Partridge, Blackadder, Dexter and any interesting documentaries

Films: Airplane I think is possibly my favourite film of all time, otherwise I like One flew over the cuckoo's nest, The Dark Knight trilogy, Jurassic Park, Aladdin, Lion King, Django unchained, The Departed, Forrest Gump, Patch Adams, Amazing Grace, Green Mile, trainspotting and many many more

My Music taste is extremely varied. My favourite band are Tool with Elbow being a very close 2nd

I love Indian food, Chinese food, Thai, Mexican, good Italian food and Greek food is very understated I find. Absolutely HATE mushrooms
Six things I could never do without
My laptop
Stand-up Comedy
Having a warped sense of humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my thoughts
On a typical Friday night I am
I work in retail, so weekends are often in the week. So I am going to rephrase this;

On a typical night where I don't have work the next day or I start work after midday I am usually either in a different part of country doing a gig, or I am somewhere getting drunk, both usually involve me getting drunk actually.

*DISCLAIMER: I am not an alcoholic*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I accidentally killed my Sea Monkeys
You should message me if
you want to know me more, simple as. Alot of what I put on here is absurd and if you enjoyed my absurdity then we very may well get along nicely.
The two of us