35 Westerly, United States
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My self-summary
My self summary in one or more languages is too short? Dear me. Whatever shall I do? I guess I'll just have to dust off the French I became fluent in after becoming a Rhodes scholar and write about how I saved orphaned puppies in poverty-ridden Tajikistan. But I'll save that for the next paragraph, which I will write later.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a substitute librarian for elementary school kids. When I'm not doing that, I'm trying to apply to grad school. I like to sing (in large groups), bake, read, watch good movies, watch bad movies, drink wine, go on long walks (beach optional), be with friends, and mock the stupid. (Things, not people.) I hate physical activity with the burning fire of a thousand suns but I try to walk at least every other day.
I’m really good at
driving like a grandma.
The first things people usually notice about me
My 6'1" dancer's physique, perfect face, and flawless bone structure. Wait, that's Charlize Theron. Damn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I literally have read cereal boxes when nothing else is around. Hell has only Nicholas Sparks movies, Dan Brown novels, and reality TV. I actually like classical music best, and food is great. Seriously. All food.
The six things I could never do without
I do love peanut butter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything. My brain is a ceaseless hamster wheel of far-fetched zombie apocalypse scenarios and what to make for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends, or chilling at home, maybe half-watching Say Yes to the Dress and wondering if I could ever one day bring myself to spend thousands of dollars on a white dress I would immediately spill food on.
You should message me if
you want to marvel at how one insignificant, otherwise unexceptional human being could be such an extraordinarily bad dancer.