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My self-summary
So I’m 30 and single. I’m fine with that but every now and then I can hear a clock ticking. So how awkward is it to write a self summary? Let’s find out! Do I say that I’m laidback, kind hearted, smart and hilarious? How carefully do I choose my adjectives? Do I scan my brain for witty cliché acronyms and eccentric punctuation to win potential onlookers? Oh screw it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a nerd, a dork, a dweeb, a geek, a four-eyes know-it-all, a loser, and self confessed bookworm. I am also completely straight edge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My Favorite Movies are Amelie, Nightmare Before Christmas, Coraline, The Avengers, Captain America, Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Incredible Hulk, Hulk, Thor, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, even Batman & Robin, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, Superman, Superman 2, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Hellboy, Hellboy 2, X-Men First Class, Men in Black, The Rocketeer, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s/Sorcerer’s Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Star Wars except for episode II and III, Avatar, Aliens, Anne of a Thousand Days, A Man For All Seasons, Mary Queen of Scots, The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex, The Madness of King George, The King’s Speech, W/E, Restoration, The Young Victoria, The Queen, Elizabeth, Elizabeth the Golden Age, Shakespeare in Love, Anonymous, The Other Boleyn Girl, The Duchess, Goya’s Ghosts, Girl With a Pearl Earring, Becoming Jane, Emma, Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, Northanger Abbey, Mansfield Park, Persuasion, The Remains of the Day, Howard’s End, A Room With a View, The Golden Bowl, Vatel, Portrait of a Lady, Onegin, Bright Star, The Age of Innocence, The Secret Garden, Jane Eyre, Anna Karenina, My Fair Lady, Sabrina, Roman Holiday, Titanic, Little Women, Vanity Fair, Gosford Park, The Princess Diaries, Haunted, Zombieland, Easy A, Tron, Blade Runner, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, Gattaca, Cube, Hugo, Pixar, The Wizard of Oz.

My Favorite Books are Harry Potter, Hunger Games, I Capture the Castle, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Needful Things, Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Bag of Bones, Cell, Jane Austin, Anne Rice, Alice Through the Looking Glass, Peter Pan, Gulliver’s Travels, Beowulf, The Crucible, The Scarlet Letter, Bid Time Return, Queenmaker, Of Mice and Men, Flowerz For Algernon, The Axe, Tom’s Midnight Garden, Chocolate Fever, The Passage, Watchmen, Dune, Children of Dune, Dune House Atreites, Dune House Harkonnen, Dune House Corrino, Dune The Butlerian Jihad, Dune The Machine Crusade, Dune Battle of Corrin, Paul of Dune, Winds of Dune, Sisterhood of Dune, Dead Space Martyr, A Clockwork Orange, Dracula, anything from the Star Wars Universe, Wuthering Heights, Kiss the Girls, Along Came a Spider, Mirrormask, Lolita. I really liked Mastiff by Tamora Pierce and Princess Ben by Catherine Gilbert Murdock. The Gift of Fear was eye-opening. And I had a lot of fun with The Annotated Hobbit. I want everything to have annotations!

My Favorite Shows are Downton Abbey because it’s pretty kick ass, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Antiques Roadshow, Kitchen Nightmares, Hell’s Kitchen, Hotel Hell, Master Chef, The F Word, Chopped, Sweet Genius, Eureka, The Dead Zone, Warehouse 13, Surface, Falling Skies, Invasion, Psi Factor, Lost, The Twilight Zone, Star Trek, The Outer Limits, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Alphas, Fringe, Haven, Hannibal, American Horror Story, Primeval, Sinbad, Magic City, Camelot, White Queen, The Tudors, The Borgias, Night Gallery, Supernatural, Medium, The Ghost Whisperer, Arrow, Beauty & The Beast, Revolution, Grimm, Nightmares and Dreamscapes, Elementary, Sherlock, Bates Motel, Charmed, Buffy, Angel, Atlantis, Dracula, Doctor Who, Agents of SHIELD, Seinfeld, Friends, Fresh Prince, Cosby Show, Saved by the Bell, The Simpsons, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Abby and Brittany, Nova.

My Favorite Music is Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morissette, Maroon 5, Celine Dion, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Coldplay, Nickelback, Everclear, Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Fergie, Joss Stone, Adele, Amy Winehouse, Sheryl Crow, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Foster the People “Pumped Up Kicks”, No Doubt, Beyonce, Blondie, Elton John, Gotye, Grimes, TLC, Jennifer Paige, Vanessa Carlton, Michelle Branch, Natalie Imbruglia, Ray Charles, Portishead, Savage Garden, Sixpence None the Richer, Fleetwood Mac, John Williams. My music habits have become so mainstream, it's awful. I'll have to turn in my "I'm not a hipster, I just listen to music like one" card.

My Favorite Games are Puzzle Quest, Dragon Age, Dragon Age II, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, Journey, Peggle, Stacking, Limbo, Mirror’s Edge, Batman Arkham Asylum, Batman Arkham City, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, Ghostbusters, Lego Harry Potter, Lego Pirates of the Caribbean, Lego Indiana Jones, Lego Star Wars, Lego Batman, Atelier Totori The Adventurer of Arland, Atelier Rorona, Lost Odyssey, White Knight Chronicles, Rainbow Moon, Cross Edge, Disgaea 4, Catherine, Tropico 4, Plants vs Zombies.

My Favorite Foods are sweets but not necessarily candy. I like strawberries, cherries, bananas, apples, watermelons, kiwis, pancakes, bread pudding, pudding in general.
Six things I could never do without
Number One…Books. I would totally be Burgess Meredith if we have a nuclear holocaust. Number Two…TV. There’s nothing quite like the feeling of having your brain cells die off while your eyes are enraptured by a toe fungus infomercial. OK I’m stuck at two things I need. Fine…you win…Number Three…Men. Because bedtime is so much nicer when you’ve got something to hold on to. Half way there. Number Four…Music…makes the people…come together! Number Five…Tea. Both hot and cold. Black tea from my keurig, green tea from the market, lemon brisk from the can. Number Six…My Glasses. My Harry Potter costume wouldn’t be complete without it and besides, I like seeing things!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fucking economy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Uh… I had a brief Nicki Minaj phase. That lasted about five minutes. Well, since this is a secret, it’s still going on.

Also, I have never been drunk. I have never been high.

And I've never seen an episode of South Park or Family Guy.
You should message me if
- you're intelligent, geeky, and have a good sense of humor.
- you think staying at home watching sci-fi shows on Netflix together sounds like a good way to spend an evening.
- you’re so filled with love that you may burst at any moment!
- you find the idea of a Great Typo Hunt irresistibly alluring.
- or if anything on my profile interests you!
The two of us