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My self-summary
California native out here for my second real adult job. Pretty standard introvert with a very twisted, dark sense of humor. Think Invader Zim. Usually takes a while to see any of that though, as the first rule of comedy is "know thy audience". The second rule is never again use the word "thy".

As much as I love being a home-body, adventure kicks down my door more often than I'd like. I have learned to fear knocks at the door and old men in robes. India was cool though. Camels not so much.
What I’m doing with my life
Majored in physics with a math minor. Main thing I learned is anyone who says they understand quantum mechanics is lying.

Currently working as a software tester for Ernst and Young. Contract lasts until next February, then I have three options of where to go next: continue testing, go back into web development, or pursue a job on the business side. Or I could go to clown school. Four options, then.

Other than that I am still trying to learn the guitar. Fingers no longer want to cry while holding down the strings. So I've got that going for me, which is nice. Earplugs were not included and they really should have been. Sorry neighbors.
I’m really good at
Voices. Something about Mickey Mouse and Gollum arguing and swearing up a storm never really gets old. Admit it, you want to hear Mickey say "Fuck the fucking fuckers." Dr. Claw and Elmo are in the works.

Other than that I can survive off my own cooking, especially when I go all out on surf 'n' turf. A rare steak and a lobster tail can be so delicious when it doesn't drain the bank account. Who am I kidding. It's delicious either way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Gonna be honest, never that big of a reader. Two most recent are A Briefer History of Time and Calvin and Hobbes. On pause is a re-reading of Fahrenheit 451. It is slow going because the plot seems too real these days. I'd like to bury my head in the sand for just 5 more minutes. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is now in-progress.

I'm the worst at remembering movies. But if forced to choose two for the rest of forever: Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie and Spirited Away. Recently saw Ghostbusters and thought it was pretty good. Had issues with tone and plot, but what movie doesn't?

Netflix save me, there's Archer, Rick and Morty, Scrubs, Star Trek, Cutthroat Kitchen, and The Twilight Zone. There was time! Finally found a new dealer for GoT. I'm caught up and all set for season 7. Geese can bastards battle.

Random. Depends on what I'm doing at the time. Nitro Boost and Popeska are generally fun.

Food: pretty much everything. Trying to eat somewhat better now.
The six things I could never do without
Chap stick
Steam account
A mild sense of defiance for imposed numbers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I went to sleep right now, I could get eight hours of sleep.

It is baffling how much money is being spent around my office, yet how little seems to get done. Big corporations astound me.

What would I write my hypothetical book about?
On a typical Friday night I am
At a friend's place having a few beers and playing Super Smash Bros.

Trying a new restaurant and not looking at how much the surf'n'turf is.

On rare occasions I dance like an idiot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dented the roof of my first car.

I made a potato into a fire ball.

The deep ocean terrifies me.
You should message me if
Especially if you have a dog or cat.