seriously, what most people notice about me is that i'm not that tall, that i have awesome hair, and that i'm shaped like a (cute) beer barrel.
b) would i be willing to do ______ for $_______?
c) hmm, let's see if anyone on craigslist is looking for someone who will pay me $_______ to do_______.
also, i really like african-american ladies. all are urged to apply, but here's what i'm envisioning:
(ed's note: NSFW!!!)
(ed's note: i realize this isn't fetlife, but i'm busy-ish and extremely interested in finding ms (or mr, it's all good in the neighborhood) right now).