flavaaadaaaaave
30 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
This is where I fill your head with delusions of grandeur about how smart and witty I am and how great my life is. But you've already read that in every other profile so why bother?

Actions speak louder than words so you'll get to see who I am if you meet me. Unless you've already met me.. stalker
The first things people usually notice about me
My hands. My friends are a group of vagabond gypsy palm readers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
David Foster Wallace; Freedom by Jonathan Franzen; Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco; Alan Moore; Brothers Karamazov; Hemingway; Bill Watterson

Basically everything that an intelligent, well-cultured man like myself should like.

Movies
Synecdoche, New York; Barney's Version; Adaptation; Idiocracy; Heathers; Total Recall; There Will Be Blood; Office Space

TV
Rome; Extras; Louie; South Park; Frasier; Peep Show

Music
Neutral Milk Hotel; RJD2; Drive-by Truckers; Jenny Lewis; Major Lazer; Band of Horses; Alanis Morrisette; White Denim; Deerhoof

Food
If you can find me something I won't eat I'll buy you a pony.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to get good sushi around here. I know the good ones but you show me yours and I'll show you mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like Harry Potter.
You should message me if
-You're fun and can take a joke without being easily offended.
-The rest is negotiable. (well, you can't be a blood relative)
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