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Seriously, though, I'm an engineer.
I don't really know... I'm lanky and awkward? I guess I've been told I have ridiculously long eyelashes but they seem pretty average to me.
I will be honest; I don't read that much. It's not that I'm an illiterate cretin or anything, it's just that I'm usually spending my free time on other interests that I honestly think of as more constructive. Ask me about them. They are awesome.
Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Adaptation, Boondock Saints, Casablanca, Pulp Fiction, Dr. Strangelove and many others I can't think of.
Music: Pretty much everything from Simon and Garfunkel to Slayer. The exempt genres are hip hop and EDM which I can only listen to ironically for about 5 minutes before I snap. I'm not sure how anyone can enjoy listening to music that sounds like dial up modems raping each other.
Food: Good beer. Sushi is pretty awesome, I guess
I often lie awake at night wondering how many Ph.D carrying stripper are out there in the world.
I was once accused of being a closet intellectual.
also, every now and then I steal road signs
Also if you want to go climbing. Especially if you're close enough to join me at my indoor gym. I need more people to climb with because my friends are getting more and more married and boring.
Highly religious fucks need not apply. Same goes for regressive leftists who are obsessed with identity politics and all that stupid shit. Pretty much no one with a batshit insane ideology to preach. Only real people who derive their self-worth from meaningful experiences, activities they're deeply passionate about, and personal growth.
With a relative amount of regard,