Hello and welcome. I can promise that you won't be disappointed by this exhilarating read to follow as I have masterfully crafted a profile which perfectly reflects how deep and boldly interesting I am. Rest assured that by its conclusion you will realize that I am as cool as my mother constantly reassures me I am.
Seriously, though, I'm an engineer.
I don't really know... I'm lanky and awkward? I guess I've been told I have ridiculously long eyelashes but they seem pretty average to me.
I will be honest; I don't read that much. It's not that I'm an illiterate cretin or anything, it's just that I'm usually spending my free time on other interests that I honestly think of as more constructive. Ask me about them. They are awesome.
Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Adaptation, Boondock Saints, Casablanca, Pulp Fiction, Dr. Strangelove and many others I can't think of.
Music: Pretty much everything from Simon and Garfunkel to Slayer. The exempt genres are hip hop and EDM which I can only listen to ironically for about 5 minutes before I snap. I'm not sure how anyone can enjoy listening to music that sounds like dial up modems raping each other.
Food: Good beer. Sushi is pretty awesome, I guess
I often lie awake at night wondering how many Ph.D carrying stripper are out there in the world. I bet it's more than zero, but how much more? Who knows!
I was once accused of being a closet intellectual.
also, every now and then I steal road signs
Highly religious fucks need not apply. Same if you're a tri-gendered omnisexual or any similar special snowflake. No disrespect. Be yourself and all that shit, but I just don't want to know you.
With a relative amount of regard,
*It's an It's Always Sunny reference, god damn it