(the sword part is a joke, please stop sending me messages about the sword)
MOVIES I do love movies, I love all kinds of movies some of my favorites would be... OH MAN THATS A HARD QUESTION I like all Marx Bros, Monty Python, most Martin Scorsese, almost all the PIXAR stuff, westerns, comedies, dark comedies, zombie movies good movies bad movies I just love movies.
MUSIC ok I will just list some bands I like in no particular order
Faith no more, David Bowie, Talking Heads, the black keys, Stevie Wonder, Led Zepplin, Van Halen, the Beatles, Bjork, Pink Floyd, Bill Withers, Frank Black, Nirvana, Fugazi, T Rex, Prince, Janes Addiction, Foo Fighters, Pat Benatar, Radiohead, Mr Bungle, Flaming Lips, Pixies, Bobby Darin, the cure, Peter Gabrial, Queen, Weezer, crucial taunt, Michael Jackson, Beastie boys, the Ramonens, red hot chili peppers, Juice Newton, Public Enemy, Neil Diamond, Herbie Handcock, Elton John, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Frank Sinatra, Neutral milk hotle, Grarls Barkley, Cake, Nine Inch Nails, Jimi Hendrix, Rob Orbison, Journey, Tom Waits, Rick Ross, REM, CCR, NWA, Fishbone, Lily Allen, the white stripes, Primus, Pantera, super fire convoy, Seal, Lenny Kravitz, Crash test dummies, James Brown, Duran Duran, Leonard Cohen, Metallica, Madonna, stained glass bucket, the velvet underground, Al Green, the smiths, emmet ray, Tom T hall, U2, Missy Elliott, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, They might be Giants, Doug E Fresh, Iggy pop, the Clash, Ray Charles, Danzig, Beethoven, White Zombie, Outcast, Bee Gees. and so on in that fashion. (One of these bands I just made up. Guess which one and you win a prize)
Food is awesome I love eating it and watching Inon chef and good eats and everything on the food networks but you should know I am allergic to chicken.
If you have read all this crap I feel kinda bad. lets just chat or something.
lots of people would say "chapstick" but that stuff is a scam. I mean I use it everyday but its still some kind of scam. They get you hooked then your lips stop producing the natural oils that keep your lips from chapping THEN you need more chapstick and its a cycle of addition.
Now I am thinking about how to make this 1000 word. its seems like it will be really really really really really really really really really really really hard to do but I will try my best, I will try very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very hard.