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My self-summary
Fan of roofs, backyards, maps, bikes, concerts, movies and comedies. I've accidentally begun to collect sneakers, apparently. is the best invention since the belt.

I think they canceled winter this year. That was my suggestion.
What I’m doing with my life
I study English and Film at Brooklyn College while I train four ninja turtles
I’m really good at
Public speaking, snowboarding, biking, sandwich making, golfing/golf cart driving, quoting The Simpsons, vacation planning, distracting, go-karting (I use Luigi or Toad), foozball, laughing at things I've seen 1,000 times, golf? (some times), camp counseloring, softball, cooking meatloaf and chili, remembering the lessons of the magic school bus
The first things people usually notice about me
My license says I'm 6'3 but really I'm 6'2. Everyone comments on this discrepancy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pho, Usual Suspects, Basketball, American Psycho, 30 Rock, Cloud Atlas, Talking Heads, A Song of Ice and Fire, NBA, Vonnegut, Oceans/Beaches, Brooklyn Bowl, Ben & Jerry, World War Z, Lisbeth Salander, The Blues Brothers

The Complete Works of James Bond, Riggs & Murtaugh, Jay and Silent Bob, Obiwan Kenobi, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Pat Riley, Joss Whedon, Game of Thrones, Homeland

Comedy bang bang, Eric andré, Paul sheer, zouks, PFT, community, P&R, Harris Wittles, Jon and Andy daly no relation, aziz, peritti, Lauren lapkus, marry holland, adomian, nick kroll show, chupacabra, el baby, mulaney, oh hello, Dan Harmon

Stuff you should know, serial, how did this get made
Six things I could never do without
The Blues Brothers
The bike
Character based improv comedy
James Bond
Comic books - shout out to Thanos and Adam Warlock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You assume if you were sent back in time you'd have time to prepare for it and then capitalize using your knowledge of the future to make prescient investments. But what if you didn't know you were about to be sent back? And what if you got sent back to like, 1957. What do I know about 1957 that I could bet on? I need to go to the library.

Could Macgyver REALLY have done all that?

Quantum, uh, entanglement. The Speedforce. Toonforce. Crossover universe and the x files
On a typical Friday night I am
Seeing a show or movie, or maybe I stayed in cuz it was a long week and I'll make extra sure to enjoy my Saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm related to a seinfeld regular.

Serenity now, insanity later - Lloyd Braun
You should message me if
If you could help me find the Jade monkey before the next full moon

Or if you know where I left my pocketknife in 1998. It was an enormous thing, if you saw it you'd know.
The two of us