brandnewkeyes
31 Sacramento, United States
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My self-summary
I like standup comedy, camping, rain, day trips, Netflix, going out, and staying in.
What I’m doing with my life
Living in North Sacramento, after living in Oakland for a few years. I like taking it easy: staying in, going out, spending some time adventuring somewhere near, or visiting my friends.

I go to local trivia nights/pub quizzes fairly often. It keeps me on my toes, and it's just plain fun.
I’m really good at
Trivia and making people laugh.

And sleeping. zzzzzz
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quiet and I look really serious, but I assure you, I can be pretty not serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Youth in Revolt by C. D. Payne, and books by Chuck Palahniuk. Books by funny women. I guess i mostly like the weirdly funny books. Also, i'm kind of a fan of the Hunger Games trilogy.

Movies: Star Wars Original Trilogy especially The Empire Strikes Back, Dazed and Confused, Jurassic Park, Anchorman, Mean Girls, Garden State, Life as a House, The Never Ending Story, The Last Unicorn, the Devil Wears Prada, Empire Records, the Way Way Back, etc etc

TV Shows: Friends, 30 Rock, The Office, Party Down, the Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Master of None (!), Broad City, Togetherness, Love

Music: The Strokes, The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Death Cab for Cutie, Børns, and a whoooooole lot of other bits from various artists/albums.

Food: dim sum, watermelon and basically all melons, Mexican, Greek, Middle Eastern, Spanish, breakfast...all of it, Ethiopian, Indian, etc.

Drinks: coffee and tea, and Moscow mules and whiskey sours
The six things I could never do without
my mom, good people/friends, my animals, water (it's the only thing that can quench my thirst), happiness, and my car (it takes me where i need to go)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if i forgot something...I probably did.

Sandwiches. They combine all that is wonderful. "I believe that all anyone wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich"

Netflix and chill could have been really cool, I mean...it sounds like it should be.

And baby Jessica. You may or may not get that...it's up to you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully doing something that makes me happy, even in the simplest way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen the Dark Knight.

this isn't really so much private, as it is a random fact about me, but my absolute favorite smell in the world is smoke, like campfire type smoke. most people hate that when they go home after camping all of their stuff smells like smoke, but i love it so much!

also, i use ellipses A LOT...
You should message me if
you can make me laugh! a good sense of humor goes a long way.
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