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My self-summary
I'm a game designer for a living. I enjoy good wine, but I appreciate a delicious beer even more. I work a lot, but only because I just have so much fun doing what I do. I try balance things out though.

I read a wide variety of things, from meditations on evolution to comic books. I like the strange and unusual, because I, myself, am strange and unusual. I'm shy and outgoing. I have a nose, and teeth. Sometimes I wear trousers, but not often. My uvula is not atypical. Old sponges creep me out, and empty swingsets make me sad. A licky boom boom down.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on game number... something or other.
I’m really good at
Crafting cinematics. Cooking. Framing a shot. Finding humor in anything. Learning. Writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Lately, a lot of people tell me I look very young (not zygote-young, but still). I get carded when buying alcohol, which just kinda creeps me out. I was hoping that by the time I reached this age, I'd look like the stereotypical professor, sporting a tweed jacket and a pipe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Umberto Eco, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Dune, House of Leaves, The Demon-Haunted World, George RR Martin, The Last Picture Show

Movies: Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Casablanca, May, M, The Empire Strikes Back, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Vertigo, The Wild Bunch, the Friday the 13th movies, Chinatown, Suspiria, Tartovsky's Solyaris, Grave of the Fireflies, Sleepaway Camp, Meet the Feebles... the list goes on and on.

Music: The Dead Kennedys, Tool, Bruce Springsteen, Iron Maiden, Dio, Black Sabbath, Metallica, John Prine, Fydolla Ho, Tracy + the Plastics, X-Ray Spex, Heavens to Betsy, King Diamond, Roy Zimmerman, & Elvis

Games: Life is Strange, Gone Home, Her Story, Ultima VII, Mario 64, Tomb Raider, Valkyria Chronicles... I'll stop here because this could get messy.

Food: Sushi, steak, Indian, Chinese, Rice-a-roni... I have a strange palate

TV Shows: Buffy, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, Hannibal, MST3K, Angel, iZombie, Veronica Mars, Elementary

Podcasts: The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe, SmodCast, Skeptoid, and Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me, Nerdist, Hollywood Babble-on, The Dana Gould Hour.
Six things I could never do without
Books, my iPod, hefe-weizen, my guitar, and a toilet.

I got a chance to see if I could live without my iPod. I soaked it in nasal spray for about 7 hours, which apparently isn't good for it. Turns out, I can't live without one. I need my podcasts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can grittily reboot Thundarr the Barbarian.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, or out, or watching some Rifftrax. It varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still get choked up when I read The Giving Tree.
You should message me if
You're interested and interesting, of course.

You love yourself some MST3K.

Or if you think I'm cool, and you think you're cool, and you think we'd be cool together. And now I'll vague that up some more.
The two of us