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My self-summary
I drink too much, ride motorbikes, have a shitty beard and a fucked sense of humour.

If we meet I can guarantee you won't wake up the next morning as a disembodied head in a jar as I don't have any jars.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm writing very, very dull corporate code so I can buy motorcycles and visas at whim.
I’m really good at
Screaming SLAYER in client meetings, then denying it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm enormous, loud, shaven headed, shitty-bearded and I'm generally swathed in leather, coupled with the latest in fuck-off boots.

When all that settles in, people generally realise I'm a bit of a gobshite, and that I shouldn't be left around children.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: William Gibson, Iain (M) Banks, Hunter S. Thompson, Frank Herbert, Michael Marshall Smith, Greg Bear, Isaac Asimov, Alastair Reynolds, Margaret Atwood, Hilary Mantel

Music: Ministry, Slayer, Nine Inch Nails, Rabbit Junk, Atari Teenage Riot, Bach, Cannibal Corpse, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Cyanotic, Die Antwoord, Finntroll, m c chris, Blah Blah Blah.

Films: Blade Runner, Ghost In The Shell, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, The Aristrocrats, Army Of Darkness, Battle Royale, Yojimbo, Cool Hand Luke, Cool Runnings (Possibly the greatest film ever made)

TV: Deadwood, Father Ted, Spaced, Archer, The Wire, Invader Zim, Mad Men, Metalocalypse, Monkey Dust, 30 Rock, Arrested Development

Comedy: Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Dylan Moran, Sam Kinison, Louis CK, Rodney Dangerfield
Six things I could never do without
Motorcycles, cigarettes, metal, booze, video games and good comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The best places to get body armour and cans of dog food when society collapses.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This one time, my friend Apollo Creed was killed in the ring by a two metre tall Russian.

I had to go to Siberia, evade my KGB handlers and bench press heavy logs until I was strong enough in body and mind to defeat both him and communism.
You should message me if
You're planning a daring heist with an all-star cast.
The two of us