Also, when nature give women eyebrows why do they choose to draw on fake ones?
Paying day laborers to choke me while I brush their hair!
Another silly question, does everyone always have the same routine ever friday (or any other day) night? If so then how boring are they?
You don't believe in putting pictures of your kids on a dating site.
And you don't want more kids, I can't.
You have never taken a picture while making a duck face or gang sign.
You don't describe yourself as "random" or "crazy" but your friends do!