breedy9125
47 Mesa, United States
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My self-summary
Does anyone read these? I know when I see a profile a mile long I just scan it, so I assume most of you do as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting for what happens next!
I’m really good at
Wasting time and money. Always good for a laugh or a joke in poor taste.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes I think, or at least when I was younger that is what they used to say. Now it is probably something bad like the size of my head :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sci-fi, fiction, action and comedy. Be it book, movie, video game or cartoon. And yes I watch cartoons nightly in bed :)
The six things I could never do without
Sorry but this is a dumb question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If a zombie bites a werewolf does the werewolf become a zombie? If a werewolf bites a zombie does the zombie become a werewolf? If any of these combinations bite or get bitten by a vampire then what?

Also, when nature give women eyebrows why do they choose to draw on fake ones?
On a typical Friday night I am
Dressing up in a tuxedo and having tea parties with my dolls?

Paying day laborers to choke me while I brush their hair!

Another silly question, does everyone always have the same routine ever friday (or any other day) night? If so then how boring are they?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I never bagged a babe, I'm not a stud. I got the rep in sixth grade and it just stuck.
You should message me if
If you have a sense of humor, a pulse, and the ability to form a coherent sentence.

You don't believe in putting pictures of your kids on a dating site.

And you don't want more kids, I can't.

You have never taken a picture while making a duck face or gang sign.

You don't describe yourself as "random" or "crazy" but your friends do!
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