28Austin, United States
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My self-summary
Just about one year removed from the San Francisco bay area, and constantly meeting people who have been here a far shorter time than I have.
I'm really funny, my friends disagree, but they're just in denial.
I like sports and I don't care who knows (go Giants!), but I can girl talk the shit outta you.
People tell me I'm outgoing, I believe them.
I made a big bucket list of places to eat, places to drink, and places to explore in Austin. Let me know if you want to help me cross some of them off.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to convince the world of my epic awesomeness.

Forever attempting to convey sarcasm through text...
I’m really good at
Small talk
Laughing and making people laugh
Eating sandwiches (not a How I Met Your Mother reference)
Dancing (no joke, I was on a competitive hip-hop team for 7 years)
Singing out of tune
Walking (I've been doing it a long time).
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty big (6'3") which to be honest was a lot bigger in California. It seems closer to average in Texas.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll give you three of each.

Books: Flatbellies, Shadow of the Wind, Ender's Game
Movies: Remember the Titans, The Dark Knight, Finding Nemo
Shows: Friends, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones
Music: Hip-hop, 90's/early 2000's rock, reggae (Tomorrow's Bad Seeds is a band you should check out)
Food: I could live entirely on bacon, avocado, and watermelon

There are a ton more of each though...
Six things I could never do without
1. Sleep
2. The ocean
3. Sports! (Giants baseball, Niners football, and Warriors basketball in particular, and I'm loving the World Cup)
4. Bacon
5. Dogs
6. the internet (let's be real, we'd all be lost without it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what if... (insert interesting scenario here)
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something fun.

I have great friends so we're probably at one of the seemingly infinite blocks of Austin that are saturated with 21 and up watering holes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm allergic to shoes... No, socks don't help. Yes, I'm 100% serious.
You should message me if
I messaged you first (that tends to be how it usually goes...)

You're as, if not more, awesome as I am.

You have an affection for secret agents named Duchess, Niners fans, bow ties, Bad Seeds, or dudes with adorable dogs.
The two of us