brianmorrow
28 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I moved to Chicago about 4 years ago to study comedy at Second City.
What I’m doing with my life
Driving for lyft by day and writing/performing comedy at night.
I’m really good at
Chess
Mental math
Weird voices
Growing herbs and then forgetting to use them when I cook.
Hopefully, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Middle age women like to compliment my eyelashes a lot. It's kinda awkward, but kinda nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harold and Maude, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa (I love old samurai movies) Star Wars, King of kong, Purple Rain, and I will forever love Space Jam.

Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Home Movies, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, The Wonder Years, Strangers With Candy, Bob's Burgers, Twin Peaks, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly.

Louie CK, Steve Martin, Lenny Bruce, Emo Phillips, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Sedaris, Brian Posehn

Prince, The Who,The Beatles, Elton John, Billy Joel, Micheal Jackson, George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic, Sly and the Family Stone.

I love chicken fried steak, but can't find it in this damn city. But also I love Thai, sushi, Mexican, I had Ethiopian recently and damn was it good.
The six things I could never do without
Other people
Sarcasm
Booze
Weed
Netflix instant watch.
Comedy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mostly just sketches and tv pilots and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably drinking at some dive bar after rehearsal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I worked at a place called Chess Wizards where I dressed up as a wizard and taught 5 year olds how to play chess. My job life peaked there.
You should message me if
You want to go see a comedy show.
Or want a writing parter.
Or you want to sit on a patio and drink manhattans.
Or want to smoke and go on a bike ride.
You're not looking to get married tomorrow but are looking for something real.
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