I do recess and after school programs for kids to pay the rent.
Growing herbs and then forgetting to use them when I cook.
Hopefully, making people laugh.
Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Home Movies, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, The Wonder Years, Strangers With Candy, Bob's Burgers, Twin Peaks, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly.
Louie CK, Steve Martin, Lenny Bruce, Emo Phillips, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Sedaris, Brian Posehn
Prince, The Who,The Beatles, Elton John, Billy Joel, Micheal Jackson, George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic, Sly and the Family Stone.
I love chicken fried steak, but can't find it in this damn city. But also I love Thai, sushi, Mexican, I had Ethiopian recently and damn was it good.
Netflix instant watch.
Or want a writing parter.
Or you want to sit on a patio and drink manhattans.
Or want to smoke and go on a bike ride.
You're not looking to get married tomorrow but are looking for something real.