briannasthecat
24 Boca Raton, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not a nice lady and I don't wanna fuck you.

fat and fabulous.
What I’m doing with my life
work and school. always.
I’m really good at
lounging, bailing, petting all of the cats, making too many plans at once, being a mermaid, eating burritos, writing in sentence fragments, talking about bodily functions, cheese, sleeping forever, being a human pillow, and ignoring things that I don't want to deal with.
The six things I could never do without
phone
cats
beach
friends
family
internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
cats, butts, food, beards
On a typical Friday night I am
sleeping...
You should message me if
You'd like to eat burritos and drink slurpees.

Don't talk to me unless you have a cat for me to pet.
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