briannasthecat
25Boca Raton, United States
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My self-summary
I'm absolutely the worst.

fat and fabulous.
What I’m doing with my life
working. dying a little everyday.
I’m really good at
lounging, bailing, petting all of the cats, making too many plans at once, being a mermaid, eating burritos, writing in sentence fragments, talking about bodily functions, cheese, sleeping forever, being a human pillow, and ignoring things that I don't want to deal with.
Six things I could never do without
phone
cats
beach
friends
family
internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
cats, butts, food, beards
On a typical Friday night I am
sleeping...

or drinking
You should message me if
You'd like to eat burritos and drink slurpees.

Don't talk to me unless you have a cat for me to pet.
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