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My self-summary
Hey there. People tend to like me. You should probably like me too.

Skip on down to the bottom if you're not the reading type.
What I’m doing with my life
Do what makes you happy! I got my education, work full-time in a pretty great job, have my own apartment in which I enjoy relaxing, and I'm a lover of music. Recently went to Sweden for a week. I'm a feminist. I'm absolute rubbish at golf but I still try to get out with friends sometimes. Ukuleles are fun. My Pokémon GO collection is getting there. I haven't thought it out much past that. Just taking it as it comes, you know?

Eventually I think I'd like to be a dad, and maybe I'd like to see Machu Picchu someday. I want to travel more.
I’m really good at
My biggest talent lies in performance. I'm very confident on stage, love making people laugh, and as a jazzman I can swing with the best of 'em. I'm also good at dancing in my living room, making macaroni and cheese (reason #371 that I could be a good parent someday), singing too loud in the elevator, and being a goofball. I can also probably kick your ass at Tetris.

I need to find someone who's good at using cling wrap, because I am absolute garbage with that stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a magnificent specimen of what humanity can achieve. Just kidding.

(But seriously)

People notice that I smile a lot, and the music in my head never shuts off. I'm also typically in a RELENTLESSLY good mood, and everything is exciting...I'm kind of a puppy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh, man. I am SUCH a sucker for the whole "movies/cuddling" thing, you don't even know. My favorite movie is Singin' in the Rain, but I know it's not for everyone. I'm also a big fan of the Marvel superhero movies (Tony Stark, you're my hero), 80s flicks, comedy, and...well, almost anything, really.

I don't watch much TV, but I've enjoyed Archer, House, Scrubs, The Office, Parks and Rec, and a few others. Watch Sherlock with me and we'll be friends forever.

My absolute favorite book series is the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. I also really like Scott Pilgrim. Sherlock Holmes stories are good, too, and I think almost everyone in my generation likes Harry Potter. Hufflepuff represent.

Music...not even gonna get into detail because there's so much, but as a quick overview I like jazz and classic rock the most, with a soft spot for 90s alternative, and I have a hard time resisting anything acoustic.

Food...I dunno. I have very Americanized tastes, though Italian food also works for me. I don't care for Mexican or Chinese food, but I don't begrudge anyone who does like them (I'm actually working on this...had my first quesadilla recently!). In general I try to eat pretty healthy, though.
The six things I could never do without
Six absolute necessities...hmm. Hygiene stuff, I guess? And some sort of musical outlet. There really isn't anything else I can think of that's make or break for me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future.
What I want to eat.
What kind of superpower I would want (apparently the one I have is "making weird but apt analogies").
Exit routes if the apocalypse happens.
What I could have possibly come into this room for because hell if I remember.
Why more mammals don't have belly buttons.
Seriously, why the shit am I in this room again?
What songs would make good swing covers.

In other news for this section, is there anyone who DOESN'T do their best thinking in the shower?
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no "typical". I tend to stick to myself if left to my own devices, but as long as I'm free I will very rarely turn down an invitation to do what-the-hell-ever.

Unless it's something I have a specific aversion to ("heights" comes to mind), I'm willing to do whatever you want! I rarely have non-negotiable plans, so I'm happy to just roll with whatever happens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite being a responsible adult, I get scatterbrained when I'm flustered, which is really embarrassing.

I post inappropriate pictures on Reddit. Merp.
You should message me if
If you're passionate. About something, anything. What's your reason to get up in the morning?

If you're clever or funny (or even "bad at trying to be funny" which can be amazingly cute).

If you think the Charmin bear family needs to reevaluate their personal boundaries.

If you can play a mean game of Tetris or Dr. Mario.

If I said, "LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS," and you'd know what to sing next.

If you don't understand why the word "messenger" has an 'n' in it when the word "message" doesn't. 'Cause I don't understand that either. You don't send a "messenge". Damn, English, you scary.

If it bothers you that Earth, Wind & Fire doesn't use an Oxford comma.

If you're the only one who can prevent wildfires. Smokey told me I was and that's a lot of Goddamn pressure. Apparently I've been doing a shitty job out west. Thanks for making me feel bad, you dick of a bear.

Lastly, if you think we'd resonate with one another. Do you think I'd like you, and do you think I wouldn't annoy the piss outta you? Message away!