27Barrie, Canada
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My self-summary
I'm a guy that likes girls. That's pretty much the essence of it. I'll save the whole "place in my life where I need a girl that..." speech for when we actually start chatting. Laying the foundation of a potential relationship on the internet before you even meet anyone seems silly, no?
What I’m doing with my life
Uni graduate in history and the humanities, research analyst grad student, market research assistant.

Strange things are happening.
I’m really good at
trying to impart historical information on people when they clearly aren't interested


Pro wrestling

That hotline bling dance
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my painfully average fashion sense or my huge bulge. joke. I'm talking jeans and tees as much as possible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- historical literature
- political literature
- historical fiction
- Grisham I guess

- Fury fuckin' Road
- the rest

- Breaking Bad
- South Park
- Narcos
- Blue Jays Baseball

- Blue Jays
- Mighty Ducks of Anaheim
- everything else can step aside

- Gentleman by PSY on repeat for 23 hours a day
- Lady Gaga for the rest, maybe some CCR after Poker Face ends.
Six things I could never do without
1. Materialistic crap
2. Books
3. Drugs
4. Alcohol.
5. Sexual deviant tool kit
6. Friends, family, dogs, etc (all the things that should actually be here...I guess books are legit)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the First World War, business ethics, K-Pop.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting turnt
getting burnt
getting learnt
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that you are my fire. My one desire. Yes, I know it's too late but I want it that way.
You should message me if
if you look at my pics and think you could handle spending any sort of extended period of time with me. If you read my profile and like what you're a hoot.
The two of us