37Warwick, United States
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My self-summary

Umm what do you say here to not sound like a pretentious d-bag who's full of himself? I don't take this seriously at all, in that I probably say stupid and or foolish things quite a bit on my profile but love to have good conversations and carry that over to an off laptop meeting. I'd like someone laidback who isn't self absorbed, doesn't sweat the small stuff and has a dirty sense of humor to match mine.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, being the best uncle/father figure to my nephews I can be.*new* if you want to help me learn guitar I'd dig that I started 1-16 so I'm as raw as it gets.
I’m really good at
I've been told I'm a good listener and shoulder to lean on, Also been told I give great advice for what that's worth , great at debating, awkward at first conversation though I can be a little shy. Love stopping pucks *hockey goalie* making people laugh at random moments, good at giving back rubs and just being myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
my beard??, or my voice it's pretty deep some women have said it's very nice. Feel free to tell me I always enjoy input.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
dante's inferno, the book of 5 rings *no shin go ryu*

burn notice, archer, it's always sunny, the league, walking dead! The dog whisperer. Anything shark week related.

Music wise
Pantera, slayer, down, James brown, cheesy 80's some rap Ill bill, and eninem
Six things I could never do without
well now it's e-cigs lol
Tattoos 'cuz it'd hurt if I lost the ones I have
I'd like to say sex but I seem to be managing without it.
Driving with music
My nephews! I love being an uncle! !
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my morning erections are the strongest I have lol.
If I'll ever afford the Dodge challenger of my dreams.
My next tattoo.
Why people take online dating so serious.
If people get my sense of humor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a bruins game if one is on, or going to see santa with my nephews haha. I'm a homebody I'd rather turn on my Xbox and relax than deal with annoying people at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm on Fet?

Hmm what other weird randomness can I think of..oh a perfect first date is watching the bruins eating pizza in our underwear curled up on the couch *yeah that'll never happen*

I'm very open minded and enjoy experimentation in the bedroom, it's fine if you don't but it probably wouldn't work out. Just being honest.

For reals I'm intensely phobic about snakes,
You should message me if
You want to and your not psychotic, obscenely vain, materialistic, judgmental or negative. Why can't people just hang out and bullshit?
The two of us