"...And I thought I was awesome." - Chuck Norris
"Most fun I've had in one night ever!" - Marilyn Monroe
"I've never laughed so hard in my life" - Dane Cook
"You're bad..." - Megan Fox
Think we kissed but I forgot.
Yeah we maxed our credit cards, got kicked out of the bar, So we hit the boulevard
We went streaking in the park, Skinny dipping in the dark, Then had a menage a trois, Last Friday night