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My self-summary
oh hello,

art school dropout. Crafts-person. DIY Obsessive. Hand Tool Woodworker. stuff like furniture, tool and instrument (luthery) making are my jam.

Sometimes I think about going back to school, but my interests are too varied and I have no clue what to pick, I'm always learning new skills and hobbies.

I like the weird stuff.

Interesting Facts about Me!

My grandma was a correctional officer/guard and I went to an inmate operated daycare.

I'm a neglectful house plant care taker, and in the past have made my own hydroponic systems to make things easier. They lasted longer till I neglected to refill the water. Kitchen herbs and cherry tomatoes!

Didnt learn to ride a bike till i was about 22.

Other stuff!
What I’m doing with my life
working for a sign company. not always sure why. And then my life is consumed by handtool woodworking when I'm home.

Falling asleep with incense and krautrock.

Being a Human Wikipedia; full of facts, but a significant portion of them are wrong or uncited :s
I’m really good at
Apparently slipping on ice and hurting my self.

Making things during my coffee and lunch breaks.

Small motor skill things. Painting. Drawing. Sculpting. Carving. Building. Crafting. Playing music. I have a good memory for methodical tasks. Industrial stuff. Creative stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
grumpy cat face

Possibly the smell of linseed oil...

It seems contradictory to my stoic exterior, but I have been told several times that I am easy to talk to. My guess would be that people notice because they are surprised.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not that tastes are an accurate descriptor of personality traits, but here are some lists. the actual lists are endless.

I seem to have a thing for doom and stoner rock, but am not actually that well versed.
st. vitus
souixsie and the banshees
Nick Drake
Townes van Zandt
Thee Oh Sees
Kurt Vile
Ty Segal
Will Oldham
The Fall
Rocky Erickson/The 13th Floor Elevators
Johnny Thunders
Dead Meadow
The Seeds
Lora Logic/Essential Logic
Terry Riley
The Boredoms
talking heads
Patti Smith always.

William Gibson
Franz Kafka
William S. Burroughs
Walt Whitman
Sylvia Plath
other stuff...
Six things I could never do without
The ectoplasm that constitutes my body manifest..
a ruler that measures 1/100th of an inch.
the meditative peace that comes from making things.
a musical instrument of some kind.
art supplies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
David Bowie.

spoon carving (not a joke or a euphemism)

Why I insist on living in the third most expensive city in the word/Moving to one of the gulf islands and building a cabin.

Planned obsolescence.

Making stuff. Metaphysical things. Pataphysical things. Social things. Colours. Hard to express things. Meditative things. More making stuff. Sci-fi. Musical things. Historical things.

If I delete a photo of my self am I deleting my soul or setting it free?
On a typical Friday night I am
boring/not boring

Apparently drinking a beer and watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer on netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't been creative with a user name since gmail was invite only.

As a kid I once stuck a clear Lego space antenna behind my eye. Didn't hurt or get stuck or anything.
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