30 Medford, United States
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My self-summary
I like to think that I'm smart, fun, witty, friendly, easy-going, and honest. If I don't quite live up to all of those superlatives, then at least that's what I aspire to be. I love to make people laugh, and never take myself too seriously. In general, I'm up for doing anything, and I'm always looking for ways to stave off boredom.

Like most people, I hate writing about myself, and my personality cannot be adequately expressed through an online dating profile.
What I’m doing with my life
By day I'm an engineer working for a company that makes dialysis machines. I don't want to brag... but I have my own cubicle. By night I'm an amateur comedian/writer. Always writing something these days.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies: I'll watch anything (there's a special place in my heart for bad movies) bit my favorites tend to be anything unique or original. Favorite this year was Swiss Army Man.

TV: Fargo, GoT, Halt and Catch Fire, Mr. Robot, Man Seeking Woman, You're the Worst, The Office, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, South Park, Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Psych, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation.

Music: Ben Folds, Barenaked Ladies, Foo Fighters, Guns n Roses, Outkast, Presidents of the United States of America

Books: Who has time to read?
The six things I could never do without
1. A writing project
2. My guitar
3. An excuse to do something stupid
4. Background noise (how else will I drown out my own thoughts?)
5. The occasional Lazy Sunday
6. Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The logistical impracticalities of The Purge.
On a typical Friday night I am
Decompressing. I keep busy during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not have written a rock opera. It may or may not be about The Purge. It's definitely ridiculous.