bsmith4360
29 Boston, United States
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My self-summary
Hey, I'm Bryan. I like long walks on the beach, Starbucks, nutella, puppies, and Tom Brady...basically the same stuff mosf basic white girls like. XO.
What I’m doing with my life
By day I'm a mechanical engineer. I have my own cubicle... it's ok to be impressed.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, and Netflix and chilling. Red wine and movies is a perfect evening, followed by Jenga.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies: Snatch, Grand Budapest, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Whatever Works, Big Fish (Most things Tim Burton)

TV: Fargo, GoT, Halt and Catch Fire, Mr. Robot, Man Seeking Woman, You're the Worst, The Office, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, South Park, Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Psych, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation.

Music: Ben Folds, Barenaked Ladies, Foo Fighters, Guns n Roses, Outkast, Presidents of the United States of America

Books: I tend to go hot and cold with the time I spend reading, but in recent years I've gotten through the GoT books, freakonomics, 1984, some poorly written series about children fighting to the death...
The six things I could never do without
1. Free time
2. 2 pac
3. An excuse to do something stupid
4. Background noise (how else will I drown out my own thoughts?)
5. Memory foam pillows
6. Bacon bits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to accomplish as much as possible, by doing as little as much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Posted at home, making twerk videos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not be writing a rock opera. It may or may not be about The Purge. It's definitely not serious.
You should message me if
You enjoy a man with the confidence of John Cena, but the tenderness of Barry White.
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