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My self-summary
My name is Brendan. Im a movie buff. As much as I love to write, writing about myself is more difficult than I had anticipated but here we go- I like musicals, Harry Potter, Star Wars and I've watched The Notebook by myself. I have no shame admitting any of this lol.
There's a fine line between being weird and unique. I'm weird and I wouldn't have it any other way. Normal is a matter of opinion. I'm a nerd and proud of it. There will be a zombie apocalypse someday, lol, just thought I'd throw that out there. I love reading and debating with people. Im generally a happy person and I love to laugh and make other people laugh. I have a lot of useless facts in my head so I go on rants sometimes.
My sarcasm is my power. People usually think I hate them because I'm overly sarcastic and my sense of humor can be dry and slightly askew at times. My interests are usually conflicting, I love country music and house music, Doctor Who and Big Bang Theory, Gladiator and The Princess Bride. Sports, i like the Giants, Rangers, Yankees.
I’m really good at
Offending people. Being too sarcastic. Writing (at least i think so) Naming movies/actors/actresses that are on the tip of someone else's tongue. Cooking. My mom runs a daycare that I used to help with, so I'm good with kids. Apparently when I was a kid I used to go to extremes just to make people laugh, since then making people laugh has always made me happy.
The first things people usually notice about me
It doesn't take people too long to notice the fact that I'm a dork and that I am extremely sarcastic. And my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS-American Psycho, Ready Player One, A Brave New World, 1984, The Road, On the Road, Generation Kill, The Stranger, A Song of Fire and Ice series, anything Chuck Palahniuk or Glen Duncan, Alice in Wonderland, Paradise Lost, all of the Harry Potter books and Lord of the Rings, the Hater trilogy.

MOVIES- My mind is an endless database of (mostly) useless movie trivia- Gladiator, And The Princess Bride are two of my favorites, Hook, any and every Zombie movie. 28 Days Later (Not a zombie movie,) Tropic Thunder, Jurassic Park, Goonies, Inglorious Basterds, Donnie Darko, all Kevin Smith movies (yes, even Jersey Girl,) Alien, Aliens, The Evil Dead, Jaws, Scott Pilgrim, A Christmas Story, Heat, The Godfather, Layercake, all the Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings movies, Star Wars, The Breakfast Club, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Love Actually, ET, Fight Club, The Hangover, Drive, Up, Back to the Future, It's a long long list. So I'll stop here

TV SHOWS- Game of Thrones, Sherlock, DOCTOR WHO, Skins (UK, not the American piece of crap remix) Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Freaks and Geeks, FIREFLY, Arrested Development, Big Bang. HIMYM, Family Guy, Community, American Dad, South Park, The Simpsons, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Sons of Anarchy, The League.

MUSIC- My music is varied. Extremely. I listen to A LOT of Country music. But then I listen to some Coheed&Cambria, Deadmau5, A Day to Remember, Metallica, Billy Joel, Journey, Mumford & Sons, Florence and the Machine, I will listen to anything. As long as I'm in the right mood lol

VIDEO GAMES- Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Skyrim, Bioshock, Borderlands, Assassins Creed, Uncharted, all of the Legend of Zelda games, Portal. The list goes on. However, I CANNOT sit and play Call of Duty for hours on end. Just can't do it.
Six things I could never do without
BBC America
My Family
My Friends
Freedom to make jokes, regardless of your personal feelings
Video Games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The most completely random and absurd hypothetical situations. eg: zombie apocalypse. I over think anything and everything. Places I'd like to travel to. Why it would be awesome to live in Orlando.
On a typical Friday night I am
What's a typical Friday night?
You should message me if
If you know what R.O.U.S stands for, send a message. NOW If you know what TARDIS stands for, you know which house you would be sorted into at Hogwarts and you frequently say things like Suit Up, Do or do not- there is no try or nobody puts baby in a corner.... Lets get married
The two of us