50Sherman Oaks, United States
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My self-summary
Empathetic, honest, loyal, funny, sensitive.

Originally from the midwest (Cincinnati)

What you see is what you get...

All pictures are make-up free...

I'm okay with taller women...
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to live in the moment.

I do stand-up comedy
I’m really good at
Sports, games, writing jokes, and empathy!
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes, I guess. They are mesmerizing... and they have a little sparkle (So I've been told)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Springsteen, The Who, Justified. Eckhart! Too many other things to really go into but all will be revealed in time.
Six things I could never do without
My kids, Empathy, self-empathy, music, books, my Tempurpedic bed and soft sheets... and some other things...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Staying in the moment...
Why people think they can have more than 12 items in the express lane when it says very clearly, "12 items or less"...
Do people who are flakes know they are flakes?
Since the sun is made up partly of Helium, if you were on the sun, would you talk funny?
On a typical Friday night I am
Some Fridays I am with my kids and usually do movie night. Other nights I might be at a friend's show or performing myself. Or just hanging out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll tell you later...Okay...I wear spanx... And... I still have a six pack but I need to be on my back for it to be visible...but it is there and laundry capable... Do I really have to say I'm kidding about the Spanx??

I've decided to stop eating organic food because it is so expensive and I am so healthy I'm afraid I'm going to run out of money before I die...

Yesterday I found out that for the last 6 months I've been the janitor at the College of Hypnotherapy...

Perhaps I'm not as good-looking as I think I am... This judging from the lack of replies when I send a message through ok cupid...
You should message me if
You have empathy and are a kind'd like to meet...And... if I send you a message...
No smokers.
No trump supporters... (trump is not capitalized on purpose)
I don't see "Likes" so just send me a message...
The two of us