btwtf
50 Sherman Oaks, United States
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My self-summary
Empathetic, honest, loyal, funny, sensitive.

Originally from the midwest (Cincinnati)

What you see is what you get...
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to live in the moment.

I do stand-up comedy
I’m really good at
Sports, games, writing jokes, and empathy!
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes, I guess. They are mesmerizing... and they have a little sparkle (So I've been told)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Springsteen, The Who, Justified. Too many other things to really go into but all will be revealed in time.
The six things I could never do without
My kids, Empathy, empathy, music, books, my Tempurpedic bed and soft sheets... and some other things...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Staying in the moment... Why people think they can have more than 12 items in the express lane when it says very clearly, "12 items or less"...
Do people who are flakes know they are flakes?
Since the sun is made up partly of Helium, if you were on the sun, would you talk funny?
On a typical Friday night I am
Some fridays I am with my kids and usually do movie night. Other nights I might be at a friend's show or performing myself. Or just hanging out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll tell you later...Okay...I wear spanx... And... I still have a six pack but I need to be on my back for it to be visible...but it is there and laundry capable...

I once sent a message to a woman on OK Cupid that said, "There's no fucking way you are only 45...But call me"...and she didn't reply..WTF!

I've decided to stop eating organic food because it is so expensive and I am so healthy I'm afraid I'm going to run out of money before I die...

I used to work in a Lighthouse but I was fired for making shadow puppets...Ships kept crashing into the rocks trying to avoid the big, giant bunnies...
You should message me if
You have empathy...you'd like to meet... and you're not a fucking flake...And... if I send you a message...
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