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My self-summary
Hey, I'm Noriel.

I'm a Cuban-American computer programmer who listens to country music. My entire existence is a contradiction that, by all measures, should not exist. It's entirely possible that, if doublethink was not a thing, then I probably would have been the division-by-zero that ends the world.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a developer for Century 21 Department Store.

My dream is to be a CTO, preferably for my own company. My ex-boss thinks I'll make it there before I'm 30.
I’m really good at
Understanding difficult concepts, but completely missing the point of simple ones. To hear my best friend describe this: "You're a genius, but by far the dumbest genius ever."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

Favorite Movie: Anything sanctioned by Marvel (where Stan Lee made a cameo).

Favorite Shows: out of touch with TV lately.

Favorite Music: country and rock.

Favorite food: Better to ask what I don't like lol.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If my Pomeranian was a pokemon, would he have a divergent evolution path based on how much hair he has? Like if he's fluffy at L.20 he evolves into an American Eskimo, but if he's buzzed down then he evolves into a Shiba Inu.

That'd be cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
At my best friend's apartment, watching something on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a mortifying bug phobia. Friends think its hysterical watching me run away from bees or whatever that may or may not actually be flying around my head.
You should message me if
You can describe your personality as a unique or rare combination of things that should not go together, but somehow work.
The two of us