30 Herndon, United States
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My self-summary
Bookworm. Hedonist. Sass-mouth. Instigator.

Vehement atheist. Wine enthusiast.

Social introvert. Hustler.

E2 on the Purple Red.
What I’m doing with my life
I adopted a 2 year old Australian Cattle Dog, Golden Retriever, Chow mix in November of last year. Cuddling the pup, reading sci-fi, fantasy, or fiction brain candy, or maybe bingeing on Netflix or Hulu seems a pretty accurate summary of my after-work-wind-down.

I don't have a classic work week and my schedule is all over the place.

Sales, man.

Tuesday nights and Saturday nights have a high likelihood of socializing (since I am off Wednesday and Sunday) but it depends on how late I get out of work and how difficult of a work day... I'm equally likely to require puppy kisses and an early bedtime.

I'm still figuring out what I want to do when I grow up, but in the interim, I'm paying off my hefty shitty-ex-bad-relationship-debt by hustling cars.
I’m really good at
Watching netflix with my pooch.

Reading an entire series and not remembering the main character's name.


Game night.


Using anything as an excuse to hideout with the pup, and a book.


Taking the bull by the horns.

Not letting chronic depression kill me.

Making lists.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think "with good company" is what makes books, movies, shows, music, and food my favorite.

You will never starve while dating me (I feed people when I like them.)

I'm non-religious, but Heinlein and Vonnegut are sort of my patron saints of rational thought. I like how quietly hopeful each of them makes me feel, despite their calling out society, in all its shitty glory.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Personal space and boundaries.

Sex, love, and relationship dynamics.

How to avoid filling a role or being a hole, instead of being appreciated as myself in my future relationships.

What my ideal routine looks like and how to implement it in my daily life.


Power exchange.


On a typical Friday night I am
OKCupid Guy: Need to let me know when you feel like grabbing a drink or some food...

Me: I am buried under two blankets, wearing sweatpants and an exercise top, no makeup, and glasses. Hibernation mode in full effect. Instead of "human"-ing, today, I have accomplished "cat." I would love to have my hair petted while I read my book, but I'm equally likely to resent any company beyond the pup, and might also bite the hand that pets me.


It's not you, it's me deciding I prefer my own company to yours. Promise.
You should message me if
You know who you are and what you want.

I know that there isn't a lot of reward for the men of OKC to craft a decent or thoughtful message, but I don't respond to "hi" or a lewd physical compliment.

It's not my thing, you see.

I like a man with a bit of wit.

Clever gets a conversation.