The day after Hurricane Irene, while I was walking down to the river to survey the damage, my hat blew off my head and I chased it for 100 yards as it rolled along its brim before landing in a ditch. It was on that day that I finally became Buster Keaton, and it was amazing.
Coming up with plausible excuses to say, "That was way harsh, Tai."
The New York Times Crossword. Cooking.
Current read: "Born a Crime" by Trevor Noah
The Apartment, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Mad Max Fury Road, Bringing Up Baby, The Philadelphia Story, Tootsie, Some Like It Hot, Before Sunset
Favorite recent film: Wonder Woman (though I haven't been to many recent films tbh)
Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, Kate Bush, Leonard Cohen, Robyn, Prince, the Replacements, the Hold Steady, Kate Bush, My Chemical Romance, Patti Smith
Currently listening to Lorde's new album until forever
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Jane the Virgin, iZombie, The Good Place, John Oliver, South Park, Archer, Bob's Burgers
Currently watching the original run of "Twin Peaks"
Yogurt, granola, rice pudding, vegetable lasagna, kefir, coffee, strawberry rhubarb pie, ale. Milksteak. I want to bake more than I do.
Also dogs. Because dogs.
…you have plans to fight the patriarchy et al. and need someone to assist you.
…you just want to cuddle sometime.
...you think we could be friends, whether or not you think we'd be a match, to use their words.