Nah, first things first, this is pretty much my theme song right now:
I had some bullshit here about knowing "who I am" and "what I want out of life" but then I realized it was just that: bullshit. I'm me. I kinda like being me. Hopefully, I could make you like me too. I appreciate directness, good humor, a politely argumentative spirit, and some edginess tempered with good nature. I guess that's what I try to bring to the table as well.
I grew up in North Carolina, went to college in Portland, OR, and I finished law school just outside of Boston. I've a pretty diverse range of experiences and I'd like to meet more people who can perpetuate that range. That is, err on the side of contacting me rather than refraining.
Dorkiness (i'm seriously a pretty huge dork. just try me.)
A respectable hipster quotient (i mean, just look at my pictures)
A hedonistic streak.
Not an exclusive list though. Hit me up if you wanna, and we'll go from there.
introducing a weird perspective.
being charming. very occasionally.
making scrambled eggs.
5. A proper sense of perspective.
6. The occasional dick.
And the occasional dick.
i tend not to use smilies in internet text cuz it feels tacky. if i respond to your message, i'm probably (badly) flirting even if you can't tell.
if you know what a THAC0 is and you're kinda embarrassed that you do.
if you're the guy who sees the original Nightmare on Elm Street available on Netflix and thinks its the *perfect* movie to put on as you fall asleep.
if you wanna get high and watch obscure and/or trashy and/or fucked up movies with me.