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My self-summary

Nah, first things first, this is pretty much my theme song right now:

I had some bullshit here about knowing "who I am" and "what I want out of life" but then I realized it was just that: bullshit. I'm me. I kinda like being me. Hopefully, I could make you like me too. I appreciate directness, good humor, a politely argumentative spirit, and some edginess tempered with good nature. I guess that's what I try to bring to the table as well.

I grew up in North Carolina, went to college in Portland, OR, and I finished law school just outside of Boston. I've a pretty diverse range of experiences and I'd like to meet more people who can perpetuate that range. That is, err on the side of contacting me rather than refraining.

+'s include
Dorkiness (i'm seriously a pretty huge dork. just try me.)
A respectable hipster quotient (i mean, just look at my pictures)
A hedonistic streak.

Not an exclusive list though. Hit me up if you wanna, and we'll go from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for personal fulfillment. Wasting time. Being indulgent. Navigating expectations, mine and/or others.
I’m really good at
manipulating speech/discourse for fun and/or profit.


talking shit.

introducing a weird perspective.

being charming. very occasionally.

making scrambled eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
My quick rate of speech or my Truckasaurus hands?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food








Also, Jackie Brown is Tarantino's best film and I will fucking fight you if you think otherwise.
Six things I could never do without
1. Smokables.

2. Innernetz.

3. Conversation.

4. Intuition.

5. A proper sense of perspective.

6. The occasional dick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The hustle.

The past.

The future.

And the occasional dick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking, dancing, smoking too much, being irresponsible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i often find myself rooting for the villain.

i tend not to use smilies in internet text cuz it feels tacky. if i respond to your message, i'm probably (badly) flirting even if you can't tell.
You should message me if
if you think there's a chance that you could save the last lingering thread of my homosexuality.

if you know what a THAC0 is and you're kinda embarrassed that you do.

if you're the guy who sees the original Nightmare on Elm Street available on Netflix and thinks its the *perfect* movie to put on as you fall asleep.

if you wanna get high and watch obscure and/or trashy and/or fucked up movies with me.
The two of us