When I cook food by myself I often pretend that I'm teaching someone else how to cook or that I have my own television show on Food Network or something along those lines.
Sometimes I wear patchouli even though it irritates people.
I can't abide endless pessimism in a person, it's far too tiring.
I chew ice all day.
I drink more than I should.
I'm not in shape or well fit.
I am lazy, messy, and complicated
Movies: anything by Michael Haneke, Ponette, Yes, Irreversible, Baghead, The Puffy Chair, Clockwatchers, The Anniversary Party, Y Tu Mama Tambien, etc.
Music: joanna newsom, fever ray, the knife, dr. dog, grizzly bear, azure ray, santogold, st. vincent, joanna newsom, bon iver, cocorosie, massive attack, nina nastasia, emiliana torrini, scout niblet, stina nordenstam, hanne hukkelberg, essie jain, joanna newsom, destroyer, m.i.a., midlake, shearwater, soap&skin, lhasa de sela, sun kil moon, elliott smith, julie doiron, shannon wright, england in 1819, joanna newsom, joanna newsom, joanna newsom
I like food. I'm not a picky eater at all. I like vegetables more than meat, but I'm not vegetarian.
this question is stupid.
Why don't I list things I -could- do without?
1. people who say "idk" or "tmi" in actual conversations.
2. the band evanescence. well. .. a lot of bands.
3. raw tomatoes
5. old people who have expensive cars and phones
6. taco bell
7. those shirts with flames on the sleeves and the bottom.
8. studded belts or bracelets or chokers.
9. lady gaga
also, under "my details" on this site there's an option to select "used up" for one's body type. really? that's weird. am i misunderstanding it? anyway, i just spent a lot of time thinking about that.
also, you get bonus points if you:
a.) have a crooked nose or smile, gappy teeth, or if your chest hair pokes out of your shirt.
b.) play video games more than your friends.
c.) want to get drunk with me.