- Augusten Burroughs
Hello! Welcome to my profile. I hope you enjoy your visit here!
I've been called many things, one of which is punctual, and gregarious.
Does this sum me up yet?
People ask me if my mouth gets me into trouble. I answer "Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?" Or some other really smart ass remark.
Also, I have been called a smart ass.
Better a smart ass than a dumb ass.
I've been on an inward reflection kick the past couple months. It's amazing what you can discover about yourself if you take all that processing power you use for distraction, working, and tune it into what's going on with you. So as a result I've discovered my passion and I am pursuing it.
- Kurt Vonnegut
I'm learning to fly, like literally. I've found my life calling.
Here's a joke, how do you know if there's a pilot in the room? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you.
I do other things like work at a job I like but right now it's a means to an end. Karaoke when I can get a bunch of people together. Shoot guns when I can find ammo. Hike every chance I get. Play video games when I lack motivation. We're being honest here right?
And right now study study study study. Aviation is hard.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Making people laugh
Meeting new people.
Staying alive, 31 years of it so far and still going strong.
Talking like a Pirate.
Being really immature.
Laughing at fart jokes.
Being really mature.
Not taking myself seriously.
Riding my bike.
Talking to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
The fact that I look confused?
My voice carries, like a pack mule. I could be full of b.s. but I've never noticed me for the first time.
Favorite Books: Ender's game, Political commentary and satire, the Dark Tower Series, Ishmael, David Sedaris, The Giver.
I've been reading "A Dance with Dragons" or as I like to call it "A Dance of Logistics" seriously WTF GRRM; and "American Sniper".
Favorite TV shows: THE WALKING DEAD!, Archer, Futurama, South Park, The Daily Show and Colbert Report, Firefly, New Girl (Don't judge me), Sherlock (BBC current version), Parks and rec, Battlestar Galactica (New version) Doctor Who.
Favorite movies: Super Troopers, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Braveheart, Dark Knight, Blazing Saddles, the new Star Trek, Taken, Boondock Saints, Lord of the Rings.
Music, I like the Foo Fighters, Johnny Cash, Coheed and Cambria, Future Fossils, Authority Zero, Flogging Molly, The Presidents, Flight of the Concords, The Decemberists, Muse, Good local music. I love going to shows, like, a lot. If it's music and there's people playing it, I don't care I want to go.
I like food in my belly, and made with that special ingredient, love;) Honestly, anything I haven't tried before I want. I am definitely an adventure eater
The Zombie apocalypse.
What I'm going to eat on my lunch break.
Where to go on my next cross country flight.
And unlike my friend Einstein in the quote, the future.
I occasionally have dreams that spiders are attacking my face. Spiders don't scare me per se, but just like anyone else if one surprises me I'll startle and jump.
And smiles. Someone who is brazen about their enjoyment of life.
Or message me if you want to. What's the worst that could happen?