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My self-summary
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
Forgive me, I found the above hilarious ^^ perhaps you know the reference.

For those of who care to know: my name is Christian. I am not convinced online dating promotes successful or healthy relationships. However, I am pursuing one regardless. Call me nieve but dammit, you're on here too. So lets call it what it is.

I am brutally honest. So here's me:

I work in emergency medicine, I'm a big thinker, self aware, introspective, goal oriented, self promoting and know who I am and what I want. I generally think small talk is for the birds. Theres a time and place, but going back and fourth for 60 messages is a waste of time. Better spent over coffee IN PERSON. Lets get to know who we REALLY are.

I care for deeper conversations and meaning with other humans. Not surface level bull. That can be learned over time.

It doesn't matter what you do for work. You could flip burgers, but if you are passionate about what you do, you have goals and have any aspirations to better yourself and the world around you, then let's talk!

I am not perfect, nor is anyone else. To look for someone who is, is a fools errand.

My pictures are a reflection of who I am in the most flattering angles. They are highlights of activities I like to do. I like to travel, rock climb, see giants games, hang out with friends, and shoot the shit. But We are more than our photos! We are people. We all share the same commonalities: wanting assurance, variety, significance, connection and love.

Let's stop promoting what people want you to be and BE YOURSELF. Be weird. Be unique. Be vulnerable. But most of all be enthusiastically genuine.

Life is too short not to be. We are all too fortunate to be self deprecating.

Please reflect on who you are as a person, what you want out of your life and relationships and verbalize them. It takes time, but I promise its worth the wait.
I’m really good at
Getting parking tickets, streaking, rock climbing, traveling solo,telling stories, cooking, rugby, trivia, building fires, being outdoors, eating Thai and Italian foodz, gettin weird on the dance floor, talking with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
All that junk inside my trunk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Siddhartha, The Rights of Man, The Wealth of Nations, A Brave New Wold, Catcher in the Rye, Life of Pi, Scar Tissue, A Short History of Nearly Everything, Choke, the Art of War, The Prince, non fictions, autobiographies.

The Big Lebowski, Shawshank Redemption, Once Upon A Time in the West, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Wet Hot American Summer, Wander Lust, Forrest Gump, Dumb and Dumber, King Pin, Films by Tarantino or Wes Anderson, Emelie (shut up..its a great film).

Avalanches, Avett Bros, Andre Nickatina, Bag Raiders, Capital Cities, Chromeo, Cut Copy, Mylo, Miguel Migs, DMB, Ellie Goulding, Empire of the Sun, Frank Sinatra, Interpol, Isley Bros, John Denver, Kool & the Gang, Lakeside, Lamb of God, LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Nina Simone, Outkast, Pantera, Porter Robinson, Buffalo Springfield, Cat Stevens, CCR, Deftones, DIO, Disturbed, the Doors, House, Reggae, Jazz, Metal, Blue Grass, Hip Hop: ie People under the stairs, Atmosphere, Lords of the Underground, Wu-Tang, Dre & Snoop, 2Pac, Biggie, Giant Panda, Souls of Michief. The good stuff...

Good food+ good music + good people = happy life
Six things I could never do without
A fulfilling career, Travel, friends/family, good food, music, living an action packed life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Why do we never see any baby pigeons !?
-why do they put Braille in art museums?
- Does whoever deny it, really supply it?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an ass tattoo
You should message me if
You love yourself first, have original wit, confidence, and style. I'd like to meet someone who also lives an active lifestyle. Preferably someone who actually wants to meet. You'd like to spend as little time online if possible. Thanks for stopping by :)
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